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How did the enemies get backup? You'd think the conversation would go something like this "We're being attacked by a sperm. We need backup immediately... Hello?"
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mayday mayday mayday. This is Sugar Papa Echo Romeo Mike. We are under attack from a massive 50 ft sperm. It is deflecting all of our missiles back at us, repeat, It is deflecting all of our missiles back at us and arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
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I love whow youve got everything in here:cute animation for the younger kids, explosions, fighting, cowboys and sperm!
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hey mister granade man you want this
yes i want it
cowboy,lick
what about now
just give it to me
ok hear you go
bout tim.... shit
boom
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so if you jizz enough, all the sperm will accumulate into one massive sperm which you can then ride and dominate the world with? HULLZ YAEH
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simple fact:This is absolutel the best funniest and craziest game ever and if you think in sucks then i got to say WTF are YOU FRICKEN CRAZY!!!!! the rating SHOULD be 5 star if not for noobs who dont know how to play and therefore complain
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I worked so hard to get as much sperm as I did to stick together... to watch it disassemble and repaint the town white with its death was something I could not stand to watch.
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Things I have learned playing this game. 1) The tail of a sperm cell is nearly indestructible. 2) The military is totally unprepared for an attack of a 50' long sperm. 3) Having good physics and entertaining animation can make the weirdest concept be a fun game.
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hint: the military usually does ur work for you. just stay near them and avoid as much as possible. this especially applies to the last lvl. anyway, 4/5, very entertaining.
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umm, is that HIS sperm? or God's sperm? idk, but I never imagined a giant that big, sperm is MICROSCOPIC!!! WHO THE HELL MADE THAT? CHUCK NORRIS!?