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Include 'air' and use B as much as possible:
What a bad foul air(5), which comes from your bad buttocks!(7) Bad buttocks! Bad boy!(5) The funniest I've ever written!
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soft soft soft soft soft. soft soft soft soft soft soft soft. soft soft soft soft soft. That was a good haiku. You kind of overused the word "soft"...
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fuzzy down on birds. (5)
they feel soft and dead like....wah. (7)
I drove over them (5)
*Computer* Great poem! Lots of D's.
*me* WTF is wrong with this computer?
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oh AND use the word circus no word can have more than 2 syllables
the circus is with clowns(5)
big huge scary sketchy ones(7)
i am scared of them(5)
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Haikus are easy (5)
Though some of them don't make sense (7)
Refrigerator (5)
(Saw this on a shirt today and laughed :) )
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use the word full and no word can have more than 2 syllables
the glass is half full (5)
the half empty is the cup (7)
you are both stupid (5)
best haiku about optimists and pesimists right?
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i like a good deck(5) i like to lick them lick lick(7) good deck on that guy(5)
COMPUTER: good haiku ME: EFFING GREAT HAIKU
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Run run as fast as (5) you can, you can't catch me I'm (7) the gingerbread man
Only way I could think of putting "Gingerbread" into a haiku XD
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really needs two player mode. Two players makes a haiku with the same word and then it show both. Not a "pwned thou" type of game, but i think it would be fun.