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At first I thought "awesome!". Then I got out of the house. This game seems to be about six or seven times longer than it needs to be, or has any business being. Although giving up at that point could have been influenced by accidentally eating a burger at the start, which I guess scuppered my chances of getting the best ending?
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IDK WTF HAPPEND. I DO THE ENTIRE GAME UNTIL I AM ABOUT TO GO INTO THE RESTAURANT, AND THE WHOLE TIME, IM WONDERING IF I AM SUPPOSED TO DO THE WHOLE GAME WITH CLARENCE WEARING HIS UNDERWEAR. SO I GO BACK AND DO EVERY LEVEL OVER AGAIN JUST TO CHECK FOR KEYS AND I CANT FIND SHIT. WORKPLACE 100%, OUTDOORS 100%, STREETS 100%, BUT THE GODDAM ROOM ALWAYS STAYS 97% AND I JUST CANT FIND THE GODDAM KEY TO GET MY PANTS.
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is this his house or mansion???and how the hell did the cops get in???why does he need to travel so far for toothbrush and toothpaste???oh,yes,make sure never to go under a droplet of water(unless u want head injuries or death)5/5
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"You've killed x whores" ... feels like Grand Theft Auto.
Funny game, but sometime questionable level design. The retro 8-bit look is great (well, Pseudolonewolf knows that recipe !) but getting all the coins can be frustrating in some parts (treetops for example) for the wrong reason. When you must die so that an enemy respawns allowing you to get a coin, or take a long hike to climb back a building because you missed something the first time, it gets on your nerves. Especially since the game isn't really difficult by itself.
I had fun anyway, and since I like the developer, 5 stars.
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Stuck near the end of the park.... there must be a way to get the 100% ending but there's a n area I can't get to! :(
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The levels in Clarence's house and work are really cool and funny. The other two levels are kind of boring and annoying, though. Overall, the game is really cool.
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Good game, although I would've thought someone who could hold their breath for along as Clarence would be a dream come true for most women.
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Jumping on killer blenders will kill them. The only way to kill a mockingbird is jumping on it. One can have five mothers and five fathers throwing pans and beer jugs. Well, it is a very nice game.
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Clarence: Stealing the hearts of those everywhere.
Great game! Had my general gamer stressouts when I rushed at parts, but so far, unique story. c: Very funny!
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No wonder he still lives at home! Its huge as a castle and filled with coins, hidden rooms and probably alot of psychoactive substances judging from the creatures roaming about. Besides he'll only run into his mother twice a year in an area that big.