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I wish there were a way to rate games lower than one star.
I hate platform games.
They sucked when Nintendo brought out Mario Bros and they haven't got better.
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Everything about the game was somewhere between "just ok" and "hah, that's kinda funny, in a bad way...". All in all woulda given 4 stars because of the retro feel, what can I say, I'm nostalgic like that (I must not be alone in that). However that space button as jump instead of the up arrow key was incredibly aggravating. Can't imagine why someone would choose that sort of key mapping, unless frustration was their goal.
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You know how there are things that you aren't usually fond of "with one exception"? This game is my exception for 2d platformers. love the humor
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I like the game and the music too! Just one thing to say: please take the moving background at the beginning of the game. I was trying to read the intro, but the background made me dizzy and I had to stop reading in order to feel better. Thanks! :D
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Oh, a badge of the day here. Got this badge in 2013. Just got the music out of my head YESTERDAY. THANKS KONG! NOW FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS WITH A CATCHY TUNE...
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Heh the last time this was the game of the day, I got 18 stars out of the 100 and quit. Sad to see it up there yet again.
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Not sure if it's lag on the Kong server end or if the game is just a resource hog... It's prety much unplayable though. Takes 2-3 seconds for one > command so to try to line up where to jump and when it just does not work very well at all.
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The lag is so bad... but I know how awesome this game is so I have to keep trying. It's a Pseudolonewolf classic, after all
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It's impossible to get all the coins, I cannot get 3 of the coins where you have to bounce off kitty's, so 697 coins 99% completed, 2 stars
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"She dislikes the internet and doesn't use it." ... Wait, we met on a dating site ONLINE and she made an online profile...
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It seems you can get stuck in the bathroom. Without a key to move through to the next room and a one-way crawl route in.
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My mother is throwing saucepans at me in quick succession while I desperately try and dodge them in my underwear and my only thought is - where the heck is she hiding these pans?! While I am pondering on this strange enigma - she hits me in the head, diminishing my last heart and even though she hit my head, I clutch my buttocks in a last great cry of anguish as I perish on the floor (or rather into the floor) in my final farewells...Until I tap space again to respawn. - Clarence on his deathbed
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When I press enter to see the menu and then return back my keyboard keys stop working, I can't move, jump or anything.
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Knew this game would be good when the first line was "Clarence is a 35 year old fat sack of horse manure who still lives with his parents."