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So this guy can reduce the population crisis, earn money doing what he love, and donating all his hard earned cash in a brilliant way as to aid the crumbling Vehicle-Making industies?
The question should be, why SHOULDN'T he be the next president?
Oh right, the whole Osama thingy.
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Okay, a guy on a pogo stick… Somehow is bigger than airplanes, helicopters, and trucks… He bounces to space and lives the fall down. And he gets tired all of the sudden and says "Oh, man, trillions of military are after me, but Im tired, Im gonna take a break." And on top of THAT all they send after him are police. And all they shoot out are little red balls that do close to nothing. Then when I start bouncing off of the satellites the helicopter goes up into space and shoots me from there. When did all of this happen again?!?!?!
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so let me get this straight... theres a guy on a pogo stick and the only way to destroy him is to get super explosives? yeh right it should take one punch correctly and he'll fall off it...
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There's a pretty severe memory leak in this game. Just leave it running on the title screen and you can watch the RAM usage tick up.
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This game kinda-sorta reminds of burrito bison....hmm....maybe B. Bison is what inspired this guy to go out in the the street bouncing in a pogo stick in steroids squashing people and destroying multiple vehicles. good game....but not original
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yeah the other day I was pogo sticking and I jump on a car, followed by a old airplane then onto a passenger Jet...then came back down and got off because I was tired
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It's too hard to react to what you're falling on. I think that the camera should give you a bigger view of what's on bottom when you are falling and vise versa when you are going up. 4/5 anyway.
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Would be awesome to see some type of upgrade, that would stop you from going up when you hit an airplane >.> that actually kept me on the ground for a long time. Also a radar upgrade would be cool too. And maybe an end goal, other than maxing out all the upgrades
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They should make the game better by making so you just don't bounce off the things that hit your head. One of those bonus boxes kept getting lower and lower that I just stayed in one spot for quite a while. If they make another one, they should change that. Or just make it so you go throught the things that are right above your head.
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Som:papa, can i have a pogostick?
Father: sure, just dont go around wreaking havock and terrorizing citezens
(Son has evil grin) of course papa
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*to manager of BP*
SIR!! It seems theres a guy on a pogo stick crushing our tankers!! What do we do??
--Send more tanks, hope theyll get lucky
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Mayor's Assistant: There's a man on a pogo stick attacking the city and he can jump as high as planes!
Mayor:You know what we must do, INCREASE ALL AIR AND GROUND TRAFFIC IMMEDIATELY!
Mayor's Assistant: Understood sir.