CometShade's profile

Bah weep graanah wheep ni ni bong, carbon-based, silicon-based, and jello-based life forms. Blessed be thy thumbs, by the W, the A, the S, and the D, the Up, the Right, the Left, and the Down, the four directions that permeate all gaming. ----------------------------------------------------- I am the C of the Shade Clan. Captain, Commander, Commrade. I have been a member of Mostly Harmless before it became known as such. In my early days, I banded together with the first of the soon to be hundreds of eventual mostly harmless regulars. We spent countless hours campaigning against both Castle, and Chaos. Together we secured a future for our room. Together we secured a place where literacy rules, where we may be protected against trolls by our many moderator friends. We extend this paradise to whomever may read this. May you live long and prosper under the security which has been provided by the fall of the castles. ----------------------------------------------------- To find out more about the wonderful room that is Mostly Harmless, please visit our wiki page @http://kongregate.wikia.com/wiki/Mostly_Harmless (while we currently retain little control over its content, courtesy of Juze, who displays his mastery of misinformation on a daily basis.) ----------------------------------------------------- I myself now extend my efforts to spreading the word of the Church of Gaming. For they have blessed both me and my skills. I pay homage to He Who Headshots Most, for he, above all others, has rewarded me for my faith. I am the CShade ----------------------------------------------------- [July 26, 2008; It's My 1-year kongregate anniversary! Wohoo!] 1 year of kongregate…. 266 badges…. 7 impossible badges…. 61 cards…. 27 originals…. 204 friends…. 215 fans…. 110 comments…. 73 shouts…. 1 unstoppable Kongregate trend started…. 89 avatars made…. 5015 points…. 28 levels…. And only 1 ban…. I almost feel like I’ve accomplished something here…. ----------------------------------------------------- [July 26, 2009; It's My 2-year kongregate anniversary! Wohoo!] 2 year of kongregate…. 446 badges…. 8 impossible badges…. 146 cards…. 6 loot tickets…. 266 friends…. 417 fans…. 120 comments…. 118 shouts…. 8188 points…. 36 levels…. 1 unstoppable Kongregate trend started…. 89 avatars made…. 1 level 40 Crag…. and 1 new M…. I've accomplished something here. ----------------------------------------------------- Throughout your stay on kongregate, it would be most wise of you to follow these commandments laid down by the church. I. Gaming is thy holy pastime, thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee. II. Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming. III. Remember keep holy the game release dates. IV. Honor thy PC and thy console. V. Thou shalt not kill steal. VI. Thou shalt not frag... without gloating in the aftermath. VII. Thou shalt lose graciously; thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged. VIII. Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the gods. IX. Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage. X. Thou shalt not cheat nor support the farming of gold. XI. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's rocket launcher; though shalt not covet thy neighbor's epic mount, nor his video card, nor his high score. XII. Know thy group function; thy DPS shalt avoid aggro, thy tank shalt not attempt to DPS, thy mage shalt not forget mana potions, and thy healer shalt not go AFK without notifying thy group. Keep them with you always. ----------------------------------------------------- Shoutout to Higashi the Master, my 100th kongai card, most appropriate I might add. ----------------------------------------------------- -Ownage be with you all