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Need a mod? If I'm not responding to pms (/w fuzzybacon We need a mod in (Room). PLEASE include the room, it makes it much easier for me.), try modfriend!                                         http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/modfriend/friends.  Alternately, if you leave a whisper in my profile, I'll get a pop-up letting me know, and I'll be there as soon as I can. Fear... leads to anger... Anger... leads to hate... And hate... leads to suffering... For your information, Kongregate, I was not raised by wolves. I lived across the street from the wolf people. MY parents were Mooses (Meeces? whats the plural of that?) http://www.beerorkid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bacon-_flowchart.jpg Also, check out out wiki at:http://kongregate.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja_Chat Blarlack: And you better stay that way all time time, or I will call the angry men with the clubs. Azieru: don't you mean white coats? Blarlack: Azieru - do you have ANY idea how hard it is to break kneecaps with a white coat?                                                                             Protoss_rush: *crackle* awalters, ducklette, wilson, marh, flare, is anybody there? Ninja chat is underattack, and we are pinned down with heavy spam! Requesting immediate artillery/airstrike, over. Again, requesting mods in ninja chat. Stat! *crackle*                                                                             Confuzzledmaniac: There we go. Dropping a suburb on someone makes them urban.                                                                             Confuzzledmaniac(private): 'I have defeated a bag of sunflower seeds, I thirst.'                                                                             Confuzzledmaniac: Bacon, go teabag a sea urchin.                                                                           Demonwolf: I'm a religious dyslexic. I sold my soul to santa.                                                                             Blarlack: We all know that you're better than I am. (He admits it!)                                                                             Demonwolf: Mary had a little lamb, and then the doctor fainted.                                                                             Vorpal_Steak: IRL, I'm MissNibbles. Vorpal_Steak: Wait...what?                                                                             IAmTheCandyman: "On the next episode of "Mods Gone Wild"..."                                                                             EndlessSporadic: I am like the gender confused sibling you never wanted.                                                                             IAmJeebus: I love bawls in my mouth                                                                             emily_greer: DF, burning passion is a symptom of syphilis                                                                             Iggyshark: I prefer my bacon to be fuzzy.                                                                             MrSpontaneous: "​I like to ban and I cannot lie You moderators can'​t deny That when a troll signs on with a big snarl on his face And a chat nuke in your place You get called..."​                                                                             Upaut: It really isn't funny when you're out 'round 8p-9p having coffee with a friend when you get a call from your mom: "How do you spell orgasm?"                                                                             Lilith_the_Dark: fuzzy kor said to tell you that hes in the middle of a dungeon and cant answer                                                                              Lilith_the_Dark: apparently im now his answering machine                                                                             KnightofRa: please leave your name and number at the sound of the lilith thumping me                                                                              KnightofRa: THUMP                                                                             Meepo: Today I was not raped by a bear.                                                                             Meepo: And I am thankful.                                                                             Phoenix00017: From across the room where my wife is studying for her med school boards: "Is that a penis??"                                                                             Ducklette: hellooooooo satan!                                                                             Ducklette: lol. bacon is way better than duck. though duck is good. (O.O)                                                                             Azieru: my smell motivates me to live my life                                                                             Azieru: because god do I want to get away from it Blarlack: Warranty: We guarantee we won't break your kneecaps when you're on your way into the store to buy it. Way out? You're on your own. Carados: Fuzzy likes his chat like he likes his women. Heavily modified and part robot.                                                                    Blarlack: But I got it off his head, and he's fine. Rachiface: one warning, noobs          Oh, and one last thing. You just lost the game.

  • Age: 20
  • Sex: ...Do I know you?
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Eat 50 delicious humans in Trap Master
Acquired Nov. 19, 2009

FuzzyBacon's Dragon Age Armory (What's this?)

Sword (5/5)
sword 1 earned sword 2 earned sword 3 earned sword 4 earned sword 5 earned
Gifted By:
jacanata, Azieru, SaintAjora, ballymoor, and isabelinha56
Bow (5/5)
bow 1 earned bow 2 earned bow 3 earned bow 4 earned bow 5 earned
Gifted By:
narfnin, Doujin, Jabor, spartinTMS, and NitroBurd
Axe (1/5)
axe 1 earned axe 2 unearned axe 3 unearned axe 4 unearned axe 5 unearned
Gifted By:
ilovepies007
Mace (4/5)
mace 1 earned mace 2 earned mace 3 earned mace 4 earned mace 5 unearned
Gifted By:
Redknighte, Rock_Lee, ThePooba, and unknownperson6

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SaintAjora
Nov. 20, 2009

Thanks!

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SaintAjora
Nov. 20, 2009

Anytime!

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PlainBlandMan
Nov. 19, 2009

A bit.

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Game Comments
Play Pixelvader
Pixelvader
Oct. 22, 2009
This feels exactly like a cheap clone of frantic 1. I swear that some of the boss patterns are even the same.
Play Medieval Rampage 2
Medieval Rampage 2
Oct. 06, 2009
I love how it's impossible to buy armor until the very last set - every time you get enough money it automatically bumps you up to the next level. The weapons aside from the bow are totally useless and the aiming is impossible to use. It's a good start to a game, but not a good game yet. 3/5
Play The Tickler
The Tickler
Oct. 05, 2009
I find it rather amusing that upgrading your reach actually reduces your survivability...
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