Latest Activity: Played Cube Escape: Seasons (5 hours ago)
(The below badge information is out of date. Because I am a lazy sad person who has neglected their kongregate gaming. :( Sorry.)
Kong, why do you tempt me so! / With your games, and your achievements / I am bound to your will / Give me peace! Let me be / No more badges! Set me free
I am the ultimate life form….
Number of People muted before I became a mod: 153
UltimateChaos: I might pass out soon. This is so pathetic.
HookedOnOnyx: No! Stop corrupting me with your mouth
Raina: ugh…I put UC onto my favorite game, and a few days later he’s teaching ME
TheIdleProphet: …I can motorboat him too, if you really want me to.
To Rellian: Besides, you’re a frantic goddess who has surpassed my own abilities now.
Natamora: (secretly I’m a dude, it’s why I’m so awesome)
Kyru: Why waste a perfectly good Trojan on UC?
UltimateChaos: Maybe you’re thinking of your mom and got confused?
UltimateChaos: I think Kyru has something stuck in his mouth
Alexiothemidget: UC doesn’t get laid…..
TheIdleProphet: UC, if someone turned the Middle East into a video game you’d go over there and win the goddamn war by yourself.
diabolotry: I’m going all UC on Fable. xD Trying to get every legendary weapon
Hellwing: I don’t believe my mother has a slot for reading memory cards.
frankiesmum: Being big is no substitute for great technique.
tj2mag: I’m a whacking veteran!
My avatar was custom-made by Oboe_Passion. Thanks Oboe!
9th place on the all-time high score list for Grid 16
pwnager1227: you beginner chaos
UltimateChaos: I am not beginner chaos. I am Ultimate Chaos.
42 Impossible Badges: Pandemic 2, The Necronomicon, Sonny 2, Monsters’ Den, Meat Boy, Streamline, Fold, Warlords: Heroes, Money Seize, Balloon Invasion, Pyro, Dino Run, Desktop Tower Defense 1.5, Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3, Super Stacker 2, Amorphous+, Epic Battle Fantasy 2, colourPod 2: dimensionPod, 99 Bricks, Orbular, Frantic, Elona Shooter, Tower of Greed, Cell Warfare, Gravitee, The Space Game: Missions, Vector Runner, Bubble Tanks Tower Defense, Dolphin Olympics 2, Mardek RPG: Chapter 3, Tarnation, DJManiax, MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction, Line Game, Max Mesiria Chp2 RPG, Run 2, Mission in Space: the lost colony, Focus, Ultimate Assassin 3, Vertigo: Gravity Llama, Frantic 3