BIO: You don’t ask, I don’t tell. You ask, I tell. It’s as simple as that. There really isn’t any point to hiding anything about myself. My response to every single game on this website except one: it was alright, but it certainly was no Gemcraft. The only game to have come close is Bubble Tanks 2. My two imaginary kids are Branwen and Elspeth. I don’t know who the mother was.
Just for personal use: http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/GlobalModfriend/friends
Classic gerheart: v. An action taken on any Kongregate.com chatroom where one either ignores another who is saying stupid things or is a complete dick because they deserve it
gerheart: I just stopped talking to him once he started saying stupid things.
Livzy: classic gerheart
The gerheart Route: When one decides to simply sit back and watch the chat of any chatroom. They then wait for a good spot to either join in or say something and go back to waiting.
Chat tidbits that I found funny:
Tsuppotron7000: Isn’t Octodad for PC?
gerheart: yeah, even more reason for me to get
Tsuppotron7000: “That’s not what I meant, stop putting gay things in my mouth.”
shenron3: uhhhhh wut?
Tsuppotron7000: Tsuppotron7000: “That’s not what I meant, stop putting gay things in my mouth.”
NaoSouONight: Make the skin interely of the same texture and color as stones.
NaoSouONight: Hide in dungeon, have fun scaring careless people.
EnderHero: He said original :P
Tsuppotron7000: I gave you a perfectly good idea though.
NaoSouONight: That isn’t original?
NaoSouONight: I just made it up.
EnderHero: I’ve seen it before
NaoSouONight: Well, to be fair, I don’t really play minecraft.
NaoSouONight: Oh oh, make a red one.
NaoSouONight: Jump in lava, enjoy.
gerheart: don’t listen to him, he just wants to stay around and have people talk to him
gerheart: last one: http://wallnen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cute-cats-HD-wallpaper.jpg
Tsuppotron7000: Because I’m going to have to give him all the pettings and all I’ll be talking about is kitties.
gerheart: you can stroke him somewhere I know he’d like
______________________________________________________________gerheart: or immediately when you get home start
Tsuppotron7000: The sex, not the Chinese. I’ve been wanting Chinese for soooo long.
xela248: I’ll be back later, I live here. :P
Ivan62300: Kecks, you should polish her throne for when she gets back
gerheart: just watch
Keckers: i should be made room owner in his absence
superguya: what are you playing?
xela248: Oh, I am SO out of here.
gerheart: I might just have to read that sometime
gerheart: No, I will have to read that sometime
01thatotherguy10: Aren’t Welshmen those little gummy bear in the shape of people, things?
Tsuppotron7000: My last name is welsh
NaoSouONight: Tsup Welsh.
NaoSouONight: Weird name.
This just explains many things about me:
gerheart: really there’s two reasons why I’m a dick to stupid people. one, so I can gain enemies. two, because that’s just me
gerheart: and that’s why I don’t mute people, lame. I take a genuine interest in what people have to say, no matter how stupid it is
gerheart: just for you, bubba2205.
gerheart: thank you for understanding.
NaoSouONight: I have a notepad with names of people from here and why I should remember them.
NaoSouONight: If you are not on the list, you are not worthy remembering.
NaoSouONight: It is a very efficient system.
Tsuppotron7000: Am I on the list?
Warlic97: that seems like it would be Nao
Tsuppotron7000: I should be easy to remember though :I
NaoSouONight: I don’t need a list to remember you.
Aarownd: I love more things than I dislike.
NaoSouONight: It only counts as one, Aar. No matter how many of them you like.
NaoSouONight: It only counts as one.
Mousethecat: Go for it
Mousethecat: I’m all for being a test subject.
GraveHorizon: Cracker, please!
NaoSouONight: Ok, complete this sentence with the first word that comes to your mind.
Aarownd: The Eades’ were a family of Barons before being run out of our mansions by the hill tribes.
NaoSouONight: God save the…
GraveHorizon: Genital health is very important.
Otto__: Sup queers?
Tsuppotron7000: Oh hello, fancy a bum tumble?
Tsuppotron7000: Come come, let’s press bums together!
Warlic97: i dont know any hobos though…
Tsuppotron7000: Let’s wear pants for hats then! That’s rather queer wouldn’t you say? :D
Warlic97: yes, yes it is
swag184323: shi on u bitc
Warlic97: and theres a mute
Tsuppotron7000: No, I shall shit on your bitch!
Tsuppotron7000: She would like it too.
Tsuppotron7000: Then I will give her butt kisses.
Tsuppotron7000: Because her face is a butt.
Warlic97: easiest place
maindog: shit just got real…quickly
Warlic97: no, quickly just got real shitty
Ivan62300: What sorts of alcoholic beverages did natives enjoy?
Ivan62300: This intrigues me
AshleyA21: harder the better
Ivan62300: Is that supposed to be an innuendo?
ch33s3r: that’s how I took it
AshleyA21: lol nah
Ivan62300: Was that supposed to be an innuendo too, chee?
AshleyA21: well shut up lol
rayhaan30900: hey ashley you wanna bang
Ivan62300: That’s how he takes it, the harder the better. Isn’t that right, chee ;)
gerheart: well would you want it soft?
Ivan62300: That won’t get you anywhere
rayhaan30900: yes! what time
AshleyA21: LMAO THIS IS TO MUCH
AshleyA21: thats what she DIDNT say OOOOH
gerheart: there is zero pleasure in soft penis
ch33s3r: good…i don’t want to be pleasured by one
Ivan62300: Don’t knock it ‘til you try it
johnny3021: i call him tsup
Solude: lol wth?
Tsuppotron7000: Cool, Jenna
cheeserific: hey guys
gerheart: two cheeses in one room? impossibru.
Livzy: I banned it.
Narpy: may be noob
ch33s3r: it was
Tsuppotron7000: Oh good, I was going to ask you too. I’m lagging too bad right now.
IMc2: Long story Nao :p not wanting to really tell it either.
NaoSouONight: You leave me no choice other to make rude assumptions then, dog molester.
NaoSouONight: I care not for the actual facts of your story. You refuse to tell it, so I can only imagine. My imagination has no need for your facts, guy who runs around nude.
Livzy: Kids are dumb.
gerheart: I agree Livzy. I myself am quite the dumbass all the time
HurderOfBuffalo1: livzy I am sorry bro
Livzy: For what?
HurderOfBuffalo1: what I sed to you
Livzy: Water under the bridge. Ive been modding long enough to not let things get to me. Specially a little tantrum of “u mad” :P Oldest thing in the book.
HurderOfBuffalo1: ok bro
gerheart: I wish I could’ve been there to see it. btw Livzy’s a guy
gerheart: oh shit, I meant girl
gerheart: sorry sorry sorry
Livzy: Its okay