Before you continue reading, please realize that I am the one whom steals your sock from the dryer. Carry on, now.
NOTICE: jkdrip is no longer an active user, and will likely never return to kongregate. Goodbye.
Hello, this is jkdrip, your favorite liquid! If you try to nuke me, I may no longer be a liquid, and being a liquid is fun, so please don’t do that :(
Hello, this is jkdrip, your favorite band geek! If you try to poke fun at the oboe, I will love you! But there’s reason enough to hate them already, so please don’t.
Hello, this is jkdrip, your favorite boy scout! If you try to call me homosexual, I will cry for 15 years, and when that 15 years is over, I will find you, and I will murder you…r pet rock! So please don’t. [Note: jkdrip is straight]
Hello, this is jkdrip, your favorite pushover! If you try to push me over, I most likely won’t notice, but there will always be that psychological factor that makes stress that originates from being pushed over for anyone, so please don’t.
Now, fill in the blanks with the correct answers. Remember, there is only 1 correct answer for each question. Getting all answers correct will earn you rights to my everything.
1. The statement below is false.
2. Your favorite color is ____.
3. On a scale of 1 – 10, how repetitive are The Ramones?
4. How many ridges are on a dime?
5. What do North Koreans think Americans make their coffee out of?
Leave a shout or private message to claim my body as your own, assuming you get all the questions right.
Owner(s) of my everything: itlives; michaelan
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