jkdrip

Before you continue reading, please realize that I am the one whom steals your sock from the dryer. Carry on, now.

NOTICE: jkdrip is no longer an active user, and will likely never return to kongregate. Goodbye.

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Hello, this is jkdrip, your favorite liquid! If you try to nuke me, I may no longer be a liquid, and being a liquid is fun, so please don’t do that :(

Hello, this is jkdrip, your favorite band geek! If you try to poke fun at the oboe, I will love you! But there’s reason enough to hate them already, so please don’t.

Hello, this is jkdrip, your favorite boy scout! If you try to call me homosexual, I will cry for 15 years, and when that 15 years is over, I will find you, and I will murder you…r pet rock! So please don’t. [Note: jkdrip is straight]

Hello, this is jkdrip, your favorite pushover! If you try to push me over, I most likely won’t notice, but there will always be that psychological factor that makes stress that originates from being pushed over for anyone, so please don’t.

Now, fill in the blanks with the correct answers. Remember, there is only 1 correct answer for each question. Getting all answers correct will earn you rights to my everything.

1. The statement below is false.
The statement above is true.
How many vowels are in the above sentences?

2. Your favorite color is ____.
Your second favorite color is ____.

3. On a scale of 1 – 10, how repetitive are The Ramones?

4. How many ridges are on a dime?

5. What do North Koreans think Americans make their coffee out of?

Leave a shout or private message to claim my body as your own, assuming you get all the questions right.
Or, you can submit it here.

Owner(s) of my everything: itlives; michaelan

Chat Quotes!

99Mustin: who needs a hug
NaoSouONight: A cactus.
99Mustin: no
NaoSouONight: Racist scum. ________________________________________________________ Terence22205: I WANT YOUR MOISTURE. NOWWWWW ________________________________________________________
jkdrip: Somebody say something funny so I can put ya in my quotebox, dammit.
Pokequeen: Something funny.
Pokequeen: Am I cool now? ________________________________________________________
Livzy: Yay I mate it :D
CaptainCoolGuy: You mated what?
Livzy: Made
Livzy: shut up, Jer. ________________________________________________________ GottaAskTheMan: I wish for a wish to wish me wishes so I can wish for wishes that wish a wish to wish wishes for me to wish wishes to wish wishes to wish wishes to wish for wishes for me to wish.
Pokequeen: I wish you didn’t say that ________________________________________________________ Youkyou: And he is a grammar nazi
michaelan: All I did was teach you English.
michaelan: BE GRATEFUL, IMMIGRANT ________________________________________________________ Pokerpo: I litterally check your quote box every single time I post a comment.
Pokerpo: Oh yeah, that reminds me. Looks ________________________________________________________ DawnofAshes: Nata is like my favorite meal of a slow cooked inside round roast.
Natamora: O_O