So, I was in McDonald’s the other day and this gorgeous girl, maybe 9 or 10, with a nice tight ass wrapped in a thong and shorts was in line in front of me. She got her food and was turning around and a cheeseburger fell off. She was amazingly fast and grabbed the burger midfall, bending over slightly and thrusting her cute little buttocks my direction. It was all I could do to keep from eye fucking her right then and there. She turned and looked at me staring at her ass. I looked up, embarrassed. She just giggled. She asked “Did you like that?” I replied, “Yeah, that was an amazing snatch!” Well, one thing led to another. I’m now writing this from jail. Please send money for bail.
I’ve migrated to steam, and if you have CSGO and want to play with me send me a PM on kong as I still check them. ~ cheers
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“Victory comes at a cost, and the price gets higher every time.”
“Whoever sacrifices the most will win.”
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hello?When im on you can find me lurking in Pride Chat room, and now in Mythica/Echo hall/Stalking friends.I post mainly in OT,joined around 2.4 years ago, took a long break after one year, mainly lurk now.
Hehe If you are wondering what I am a
normal special human/Mega Otaku.Too many animes to list that I like so:
Angel Beats, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Sword art online, Accel world,FMA Brotherhood, Steins Gate, Toradora, etc. numerous other
ecchi romance comedy/action anime(Fact:Anime is the plural of anime, there is no Animes). I also am a fan of soccer, (no longer play for a club), and a fan of basketball (I enjoy playing half court during my spare time when I’m not wasting my time on kong learning things and whatnot).
Read On at own risk.
Wolves.Especially arctic wolves.
Cats.Especially cute eyed kittens
Rabbits. Especially White/ginger rabbits with Cute Blue eyes.
You Things that are cute.
I play the piano(grade 8) Clarinet (ongoing)Flute(Gave up).
I’m on kongregate on fridays and saturdays (NZ time) and might pop on occasionally,I’m asian/british(Plan to revisit England, Oxford where I was born one day,Chinese,speak mandarin, some korean and of course japanese for that anime :D , german and I have some meagre knowledge in
Usually Calm and Nice,just try not to piss me off beyond human endurance. :)
I like to consider myself quite a skilled FPS Gamer, and for all you haters out there I use Razer and Corsair,and Geforce GTX 580 :P
You some filthy dogs.
People who can’t type.(nah im fine with that)
I make Visual Novels too!
My MyAnimeList Account, Which I Made 6 Years after I started watching anime, and never update
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Top Games on Kong
Off Topic Forums on Kong :D
“All worlds are born in darkness, and that is how they will end…”
“Nothing Lasts Forever…”
“Love is an emotion,so is Hate,they both go hand in hand”
“I Fear nothing, Death Fears me…”
“CALL 911 NAO!!”
“We’ll meet again”
Vleroy78:Don’t hate on rach.
Stots:No, because im a forgiving racist.
BlackBearBosin: Who has a stupid name like Lonewolf1621?
Lonewolf1621: Apparently I do .-. , BlackBearBosin.
I like kong because of its (Insert word) and excellent games and(Insert Word), not to forget It’s Superb (Insert Word/s) as well as it’s (Insert word) etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc . :D
First Impossible Badge achieved on February the 23rd,pandemic 2 Assassinate President of Madagascar.yay! :D
Congrats DevraM for being my 200th fan
Stalking Me Reading my profile!You get no reward! :D Hooray!