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Struck from record
[You]
“I see.”
[James]
“Are you not going to call me a genius?” I ask sullenly.
[You]
“GGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!” I scream at the top of my lungs so everyone in the fancy seventeen story building can hear.
“Now, shall we?” I say as the elevator swing open.
[James]
“Why, thank you, sir,” I say earnestly. “I’m absolutely flattered.”
[You]
I press the button for the basement and as the door closes, I pull out two silenced .45 acp pistols. “Do you remember how to shoot one of these old boy?”
[James]
“Well, I might miss a few times before I hit, but I recall the basics.”
[You]
I hand one of the guns to James and cock the gun.
[James]
“Are we in danger, sir?” I inquire, rather tremulously.
[You]
“We should have the element of surprise, just follow me.”
[James]
“Well, all right. I’ve trusted you thus far.”
[You]
As the elevator door opens, I move behind several cars parked to the left of the elevator.
[James]
I scurry over beside my associate. I figure that I will learn our objective soon enough.
[You]
James and I make our way around to the opposite side of the large basement (est: two football fields.), and arrive behind a red suburban.
“We will be here for a bit, any questions?”
[James]
“Just one, sir,” I reply meekly. “What in the world are we doing?”
[You]
I smile, “We’re about to rob an armored car to prevent the armored car from being robbed.”
[James]
“Ah! Yes, I understand now.”
“We must be retrieving some device from it that would enable the robber to burgle it, if I’ve deduced correctly.”
[You]
“Actually, we simply are going to knock out the guards, and drive the AC to the location designated. You see, the true robbers are in fact a group of terrorists. The U.S government discovered the plan through a mole, and we have been sent to ensure that the AC makes it safely.”
“We do have two more members yet to join us.”
[James]
“Ah, yes. I am afraid that I made the matter more complex than was necessary when deriving my faulty deduction from it.”
[You]
“Indeed”
[James]
“Who are the other two? We will proceed with the mission upon their arrival, I presume.”
[You]
A radio blares in my pocket, I reach for it and have a short mumbled conversation.
“We need to go now, they’re on to us.”
[James]
“Oh, dear me. I hope that our premature start will not damage our prospects at eventual success.”
[You]
“Preposterous, but possibly.”
[James]
“May I inquire as to the location of the armored car?”
[You]
I pull out a lock pick and begin picking the suburban’s lock.
[James]
“Oh! It’s that one! I thought we were only hiding.”
[James]
“Do you require assistance?”
[You]
A final click is heard audibly, just as two very well dressed Russian gentlemen walk in with .45 Thompson machine guns flickering to life. “Get the hell in.” I yell as I shoot off two rounds in the direction of the Reds.
[James]
“Y-yes, sir, ind-deed,” I stutter hastily. “I suppose it looks as if you have the s-situation under control.”
I ready my own weapon as I climb inside the car.
[You]
“Hot wire it, I’ll hold them off
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[James]
“Oh, yes, sir, indeed.” I have some trouble in performing this task with my shaky hands. I never really enjoyed the thought of being pursued by armed Russians.
“Here, I think I’ve almost got it…”
[You]
Hit Kyle 20 hp-2hp=18, Red 1:Hp40-17=13
I shoot again, this time aiming at the red I hit last time.
Hit Red 1:Hp 13-10
[James]
“That was excellent, sir,” I shout words of encouragement while engaged in my hotwiring job. “I pray you did not get hit too badly.”
[You]
The red falls and his comrade drags him away from the fight. “There will be more, are you done yet?”
[James]
“Oh, dear, just a second… Pop! There it goes! I am finished now, sir!”
[You]
“You drive.”