Latest Activity: Played A Knight's Story (1 day ago)
Quotes are back because that’s the only part of my profile anyone ever read anyway (you know it’s true).
Gainedhate: Why am I always quoted? damn. lol.
djstreamline: the mere thought of a fight with [Chuck Norris] has just broken my arm.
CrimsonGhost6969: He [dj] is afk. I just looked in his windows.
Ryknig: I’m sorry race, but anything that your dog can do better than you isn’t a sport. [referring to me calling Ultimate Frisbee a sport]
Ketsy: There is no point in fighting with an idiot. The best case scenario is you won a fight against an idiot.
moses78: hello, am i still connected or did i lose it again or did you all mute me again?
bennyrulez: War doesn’t determine who is right, only who is left.
Sir_Fratley: Congratulations! You just won the Easy Badge Spam and -5 respect! [not directed at me, thankfully]
gatherer818: my eyes are vomiting my brain onto my keyboard.
MrSitouh: I’m a high-level overthinker. It’s what I do.
asmodous: I’m not american, I’m america.
TheoSoft: no reason to get upset over a game with no badges.
Sir_Fratley: *Is grinding teeth*
crazymouse: And the awkwardness in the room just bred with itself and multiplied.
TehUberAhsem: Bring me something pretty back from work, okay sweetums?
Damian692: silence is golden….. duct tape is silver
DjStreamline: XD i’m like those skary nemesis zombies in Resident Evil
gatherer818: *latherer? I don’t think I collect shampoos…. or shampii, however it’s spelled.
demonsword59: …My stomach just growled like a star trek tractor beam
Ketsy: I like confusion.
Ketsy: I hope you all suffer miserable arguments that are wrought with inconsistent arguments and painfully bad logic.
TalonH: i don’t quote people
TalonH: I expect everyone to wish me a happy birthday soon
gatherer818: baseball: ‘He hit a ball, NOW he’s making a left turn!’ [comparing baseball to NASCAR]
gatherer818: excuse me a moment while I clean off a spot to headdesk. (reply)
moses78: really? i did not know that. i mean. i’m just a total retard and need everything explained to me. (reply)
Pbizz2010: I was porn in ’87.
jayzak8894: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Don’t reply) [parodying a PM]
racefan12: Congratulations! You just won the Chinchilla Villa Badge and 15 points!
Sir_Fratley: Mashes B to stop moses evolving into emo-ses (reply)
TheoSoft: sorry, had to go to the next office
Sir_Fratley: QUOTE ME, QUOTE ME NOW (reply)
racefan12: Actually, I think they intentionally pick stupid people to be game show contestants so that they don’t have to give away as much money
TheoSoft: poli = many, tics = blood sucking creatures
Sir_Fratley: I love moses
Key_Bearer: Bleys es aburrido.
gatherer818: it’s kind of like naming a desk ‘Chair’. It’s not a chair, but it’s still Chair. It’s still “the NATO Phonetic Alphabet” even though it’s not a phonetic alphabet.
Key_Bearer: How’s it going?
kill_mister12: procrastinate today! DON’T PUT IT OFF!
iGark: If [getting all badges] truly is impossible, I’ll wear a shirt for the rest of my life that says “RACEFAN12 WAS RIGHT” and has a picture of a goomba on the back.
Sir_Fratley: Anyway, yeah. He’s the opposite of a troll
Sir_Fratley: He’s a llort
camdapirate: who else here has no social life? :)
iGark: I have a social life, it’s just Kongregate exclusive.
iGark: I’m gonna kick the red bucket for tonight.
Assumptio: Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum
theSeraph: Also, telling someone on a flash game site to stop being a geek is like sticking your head in the ocean and telling the fish to stop swimming.
moses78: i wanted to play GTA IV for about .000023 seconds. then i remembered how much it sucks.
AdeebNafees: Also, I should be quoted on your profile. I mean, everything I say is so precious, valuable and exotic.
Green_meep: It’s Not Really Inconvenient You Retard
inferno76: Frat, that is
Woon1957: Bit hard, dontcha think? (hides face in shame)
Ericzander: Race I read your profile… and pooped myself.
ShawnerSSS: Paying for college and not going to class is like paying for a hotel room and sleeping out on the street
LethalMutiny: No. My broken is fully functioning.
Woon1957: so one of my classmates offered my friend nerdz [candy] and he was like “but that’s cannibalism”
awein999: i know a walrus that is 5 that has a full on body fur
aturtledoesbite: Hey, SilentSand. If I put you in the oven, would you turn into glass?
WiiPlayer113: Accidental period…