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Well, listen, everything’s weird. You tell me something that’s not weird.
Enjoy every sandwich.
I walk with my head held low no matter what happens!
I like art that makes you a little worried.
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
You’d better take care of me, Lord . . . because if you don’t you’re going to have me on your hands.
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Tradition and heritage are dead peoples’ baggage. Quit carrying them around.
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Self-disgust is self-obsession, honey, and I do as I please.
You think you’re you, you don’t know who you are, you’re not you – you’re everyone else.
My musical philosophy, and my personal philosophy, are things that I understand without “knowing.” And I’m sometimes amazed when I read interviews with people who know exactly what they’re doing and why they’re doing it, and what they’re doing it for.
I’m not completely sure we aren’t all living in a hallucination now.
I hate equality.
No one likes a prehistoric racist.
Greatest hits albums are for housewives and little girls.