What's that weird noise that happens when I pull a piece away? Right before the normal woosh sound, there's this annoying sticky noise. I'm wearing headphones, so it sounds like a frog is getting unvelcroed from the inside of my ear.
I used to play this a bunch and it was really fun. Now when I play it, I can't steer properly. Sometimes it works, sometimes the car goes in a straight line forever, and sometimes the steering is delayed by 1-5 seconds.
I have revisited this game. The problem where settings can't be changed is still there, which is unacceptable. The framerate is now playable, but it's still bad.
The game itself is fun, but the tutorializing is through the dang roof. I can't play this. Every two seconds, the game tells me the solution to the puzzle. I want to play the game, but the game won't let me. This is like trying to play basketball, but every time you look at the hoop, your coach takes the ball away from you and shoots for you. This is the most frustrating flash game I've ever played.
I don't like the item system. With skills capping out at 10, there's not much of a point to boosting the skills. Sometimes, a pistol can make the difference between 1% danger and 0% danger, but usually I'm only sending level 10 survivors on the missions anyway. Even the most seemingly useful items like the dog and the chainsaw just don't make a difference when you go out of your way to use the clunky interface to equip them.
I start the game, it gets framey. We're talking 20fps, maybe less. I go to settings, turn the quality to low. I resume the game, the graphics haven't changed and it still feels like I'm moving through molasses.
I go back to settings, and notice that it's still set to high. I repeat the whole process, nothing changes again, and I go back to the settings only to find that it's still on high. I set the graphics to low once more, go back, and then open settings again without doing anything else. It's still on high. I look for a "confirm" or "apply" button, but there are none. I can only go back and then resume game.
I would appreciate the ability to slide things around manually, and not have it be random. Sometimes I see the perfect feet or torso slide by and I get something that doesn't work.
This game would be more fun if I knew anything about anything I was doing, and the tarot system does not help that. I will be playing this game more in the future, to see if the system isn't too overbearing.
This is the best game I've ever played. AVGN was ahead of his time. The key represents Barack Obama, because it looks good until you get it and all it unlocks is more pain. The arrows are the concept of taxation, all it does is hurt you. The countless falling and getting up is the economy. This man is a prophet - a gift from the lord. Merry Thanksgivemasween.
>finish tutorial
>go straight to strength training
>it's really fun
>lose track of time
>do it for at least 5 or 10 minutes
>maybe 20
>"I should probably stop and actually play the game"
>strength +444
>level up to 7
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That's exactly how it was recorded, but why would anyone find it annoying is beyond my understanding