You should ask Kong to make a leaderboard for 'Most Perverted'. Also, you should record all the times anyone has ever clicked the milk bottles, and show a page to tell how many times Natalies' been..eh, never mind.
I demand that everyone who gave this under a five give it a five this instant. This game is worth of being the first and only game to have a full-on five-star rating. Keep up the good work.