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The Man with the Invisible Trousers

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Aug. 10, 2013

Rating: -6

That, was really quite bad ._. The physics were meh at best, sometimes I would accidentally go into the door the wrong way. The "story" was awful (the "evidence" I got was...stupid, unless the other 2 are considerably better I dont see the point). I would not make this into a series, it just doesnt work.

The Bravest Hunter

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Jul. 21, 2013

Rating: 2

When the players pick apart your game and constantly remind you of all the massive flaws and unbalancing you COULD ignore and insult them with broked Engrish, or you could use them to fix your game.

The Bravest Hunter

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Jul. 20, 2013

Rating: 2

The single good thing about this game, is that there is no impossible "beat all the areas and bosses" badge. It has some potential, combos could be interesting. Its broken and flawed and the single comment I saw the dev make was arrogant and offensive to the player that made it. Fix your game, Kong should have much better testing and standards when it comes to badging things.

Developer response from artlogicgames

We are already fix a lot of things in early build. The design is to beat thegame, and we understand a lot of seems doesnt like the design. We cannot change all based on player suggestion. Its the game design essential. The game needs you to grind to hunt the weapon. About all complain about imbalance , in example lv2 boss can beat player lvl10, if you quite careful and use all you have , nothing is impossible . You have chillipepper, iron skin, ap booster etc.

The Bravest Hunter

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Jul. 20, 2013

Rating: 14

It bemuses me how they could build such an unbalanced game with such bad Engrish o_O. Almost as much as it getting badges, it really bothers me, Im sure a number of devs pay for them, given how many crappy paytowin and simply broked games get them -.-

Bob the Robber 2

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Jul. 20, 2013

Rating: 11

After level 2 It forced me into the shop and kept telling me to buy the instant photo gadget, Ive spent all of the money from the first two levels and it still wont let me leave?

Game of Thrones Ascent

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Jul. 18, 2013

Rating: 1

Would someone kindly PM me how to stop this game from sending me pms every few days ._.?

The Last Door - Chapter 1: The Letter

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Jul. 10, 2013

Rating: -27

It really bothers me that some people find this "scary". It is not. It uses 3 attempted jump scares and irksome sound (no mute, bad music and the crow -.-). Also the graphics whilst trying to make it look simple and old were not nice to look at, and did not "set the scene". 2/5. Do better.

JellyGo!

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Jun. 28, 2013

Rating: -3

I usually find these type of games underwhelming and boring. This was no exception, it could get amazing later on in the game, but there is no incentive to continue, its not fun =/.

Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!

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Jun. 08, 2013

Rating: 6

When the only good thing about your game is the "end" screen showing all the characters you actually unlocked? yeah, you fail, why Kong keeps badging all of your crap I have no idea, money is almost certainly changing hands in large quantities -.- Someone should pm me what getting all 50 guys unlocks, thisll be nuked by children and fanboys, so it wont actually be read \o/?

Caribbean Admiral

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Jun. 07, 2013

Rating: 0

@Discgo Is the glitch you run into sorted by clicking on another one of your ships on your turn? For example if your middle ship is on 0 hp it regularly goes to it first expecting it to be able to attack, but it cant. So clicking on the top or bottom ship should allow it to have its go. Oh, also bear in mind if your sails are ripped to shreds and you have less than I believe its 15 AP you dont get to attack, at all. Id have pmd you this but its not letting me and afaict you dont have me on mute go figure o_O.

A Duck Has An Adventure

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May. 31, 2013

Rating: 4

I am amazed this got badges and its amongst my "well this would get a negative rating" pile of crap. Now this will get nuked into oblivion by fanboys and trolls but. It wasnt fun. It wasnt interesting, after reading the first few boring panels it simply became a "click everything as fast as possible to get the badge and kill it quicker" the fact that things looped might have been just a tad interesting, but I had given up on reading anything long before then, this really was a terribad badge choice =\.

Cloudstone

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May. 26, 2013

Rating: 1

so due to fullscreen not working for some reason (only "deny" is clickable for me o_O) the HUB is just awful, there are too many clickable things that should be removable (I dont need anything on the top, level would be nice at the bottom somewhere, but if it has to go too then thats fine). It just gets in the way.

Strike Force Heroes 2

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May. 25, 2013

Rating: 4

to answer Jays challenge, when its a swordfish. Or, for the Hallibut.

Outernauts

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May. 17, 2013

Rating: 4

A building that let you change starter (either staying at the same level or rebuilding it as a level 1 of your choice) would be good, if we cant catch or hatch them naturally, and cant reset our characters it would be very helpful.

A small talk at the back of beyond

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May. 09, 2013

Rating: -7

Its very over rated =/. Not in any way a decent text based game, there is no "deep meaning" (and if there is its hidden below all of the "I dont understand this" commands, I wanted a sandwich =|) , the few graphics are awful, the music is bad. If this was done outside of the ludum 48 hour challenge thingimer you have failed. Kong, stop badging crap, it lowers the reputation of the rest of the site -.-

Cat God vs Sun King 2

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May. 09, 2013

Rating: 6

This wasnt fun. Too much grinding, no fireball spawn speed upgrade, the AI cheats when you play as the sungod and hats dont level up/give you their stats permanently after using them enough. 1/5, badged for name and reputation -.-

Mystery IQ Test

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May. 09, 2013

Rating: -9

This, is not an IQ test, in the slightest, there is no basis as to what the "IQ" is, if you are doing well or not, and if speed effects score. Plus the game is overly basic and not fun =/. If you were going for the average IQ of players atleast tell us, but its not a fair or legitimate test, as some rooms screw you over o_O

Demons vs Fairyland

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May. 05, 2013

Rating: -18

I am sure the initial parts of the initial music is directly stolen from something. I cant decide if its Uncharted or Pirates of the Caribbean. Anyway, plagurism is bad, cite influences and sources >=/.

Developer response from StormAlligator

There's a "Credits" screen in the menu. Many games don't use original music (it's very expensive) but royalty free music instead. That's why some have the same music. Anyway, everything is in the "Credits" screen.

This is not a minimalist game

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May. 04, 2013

Rating: -12

I really did not enjoy this, at all. Ok so it was done in 48 hours, but it was so pointless =/. its down there with the Alice is Dead and Red Hood games in terms of minus scores im afraid =|

no-one has to die.

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Apr. 28, 2013

Rating: 2

Honestly? I didnt enjoy it as much as most people, it was alright. I fully expected a "no one has to die...but they did anyway" option, assuming I am meant to be just some guy and no one of any real importance why shouldnt I. So for a sequel, let me choose my own answers, give the characters more of a back story, let me mould what happens. Not terribad, but Steves story felt a little flat, the others added to the overall ending o_O?

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