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Drunken Wrestlers

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Jun. 12, 2014

Rating: 3

I got ringed out, but wasn't done. On my drunken stumble back to the arena, I tripped and lost.

1066

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Mar. 31, 2014

Rating: 1748

"Soldiers, why did you retreat?!" "They were shouting mean names at us, sir!" "..." I had over half the enemy of the first battle surrender because I dropped their morale to the minimum with taunts. Were we that emotional back then?

Class 3 Outbreak

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Dec. 18, 2013

Rating: 2

Out in England I find it an optimal survival chance for most of your smart survivors out in the eastern gated community. Post one cop at the alley to the south, near the other part of the gate, and place the other two squads near the front, using the cars parked near the houses to block the infected. Eventually moving them out to go clean town. Remember, each civilian you save is one less infected you have to kill.

Radio Zed

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Dec. 13, 2013

Rating: 6

I can leap two stories, but god help me when they start clawing my ankles!

ZombieWarz

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Dec. 12, 2013

Rating: -2

I would've maybe done well my first, hadn't I unloaded all my bullets on the first giant fat guy I seen, and was left running in town in a circle looking for ammo. Am I the only one having trouble with mouse sensitvity?

Zombie Outbreak Simulator

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Dec. 07, 2013

Rating: -3

I usually refer the bottom left giant building as "The Fort" seems fitting considering the defenses of the parking lots around it and the survivor capability to hold out there.

Earn to Die 2012: Part 2

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Dec. 05, 2013

Rating: 2

I have to admit, I feel like this is a downgrade since the last game. How it's now unlock by completing level rather than unlock by earning a lot of money for it.

Easy Joe 2

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Dec. 05, 2013

Rating: 0

Oh yeah, Vernon and Marquerita? My mother makes money less than they do, and doesn't have to give blowjobs.

Haunt the House

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Dec. 05, 2013

Rating: 112

"Mood: Relaxed" Obviously nobody noticed the guy jumping out the window.

Easy Joe 2

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Nov. 28, 2013

Rating: 0

He's called Easy Joe because he mutilates the town and its people for things to be easy for him.

Tasty Planet

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Nov. 25, 2013

Rating: 5

Standard police protocol when dealing with an unidentified entity is to ram it with your police cars and horses, and tell the officers on the ground, "Good luck." And don't be afraid to ram fellow officers if it gets too big and you want to escape.

Yu-Gi-Oh! BAM

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Nov. 21, 2013

Rating: -3

"Reptilline Poison" Continuous card, opponent loses life points when each monster loses power. I don't see how this isn't overpowered considering about half the cards in this game are based on losing power.

From Beyond

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Nov. 19, 2013

Rating: 7

The black hole must've been the size of the pin of a needle. No way it would cause that little damage.

zombie survival 3D

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Nov. 18, 2013

Rating: 0

This is actually how Dead Frontier should be. =

Yu-Gi-Oh! BAM

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Nov. 18, 2013

Rating: 0

If you're going to show us an apparently innocent character, don't make his picture an evil smile.

Yu-Gi-Oh! BAM

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Nov. 17, 2013

Rating: -5

I'll have to say, the second map is rather overpowered. Filled with decks that are overrun with the "sneak" ability on monsters. That kind of ruins the strategy when all they do is plant a full line of monsters with that capability. It's just a rush.

Yu-Gi-Oh! BAM

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Nov. 16, 2013

Rating: 2

"Ever since you've started BAM training, your BAM has been getting louder and louder." ...My what has been what now?

Rebuild 2

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Nov. 05, 2013

Rating: 0

Simple how one loses his hand three times. Lose the first two, then lose one of the replacements! You're like Dale from the Walking Dead, except even worse at this.

Village of Nightmares

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Nov. 04, 2013

Rating: 1

Find cure on first try, defend flawlessly, mass produce cure, get notification of cure in dart form, aaaaaand flash player crashes. Damn.

All We need is Brain

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Nov. 03, 2013

Rating: 2

I feel like I'm spending half the game watching the boulders move painfully slow.

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