FusionPickle's Comments

Sep. 15, 2013

Rating: 8

Wish there was some quality control, I know its just my crappy computer but it's lagging like hell.

Sep. 14, 2013

Rating: 14

This is the most legendary game on Kongregate, by far.

Aug. 27, 2013

Rating: 11

I googled the number and wikipedia have an entry for it (naturally). It's the max number a computer interger can come up with, or something like that. It said if you see it it's usually because of an error or missing number, so I guess they just didn't fill in the 10.

Aug. 19, 2013

Rating: 92

*finds dead boss* Guard: Look everywhere! *examines one small corner for a few seconds* He must have got away.

Jul. 30, 2013

Rating: 1

Damn you level 30! Ironic how if it didn't say give up I would have given up ages ago, but with that big annoying button right there I'm still trying at 200+ deaths.

Jul. 30, 2013

Rating: 1

And also, why hasn't this been properly deleted anyway? It can be if they ask the Kongregate staff. If it's because KIXEYE still get some money from us clicking on this empty shell of Backyard Monsters, then fudge you.

Jul. 30, 2013

Rating: 1

Well, you've pissed off the Kongregate community real good. Well done at showing us all how to be a crappy developer and lose fans.

Jul. 29, 2013

Rating: -4

1 person in Ranked room "Well at least there's someone!" *person leaves* "Forever alone..."

Jul. 13, 2013

Rating: 1

Glitchy and the screen is unnecessarily huge, but really fun to play. I'm trying to follow the Old Ways but it makes me a dick- managed to get my daughters hand amputated by not treating it as a punishment :/ 4/5

Jul. 12, 2013

Rating: 1

Weird how this feels like a stepback, not an advancement for the series. Ducklife 3 was better. Just listen to all the top comments suggestions though and you've got yourself a nice DL5.

Jun. 01, 2013

Rating: 13

Really interesting game. Is it weird that I felt really sad for the AI and stayed with it out of guilt?

May. 03, 2013

Rating: 2

Mind=blown. But it was fun piecing together all the different information, even if I'm not quite sure what actually happened with Christina's mother.

Apr. 01, 2013

Rating: 9

Wow my ending was fudged up... the future Todd creeps the hell out of me. But Greg this is an awesome text adventure and it's obvious you've put a lot of thought and effort into it. I'm looking forward to a sequel!

Mar. 13, 2013

Rating: 2

Wow now I can never play pacman again because I will feel guilty for subjecting pacman to this terror/ torture...

Mar. 10, 2013

Rating: 8

*Stares in amazement while wondering how the hell I haven't found this yet and also WHY no badges* 5/5

Feb. 20, 2013

Rating: 33

So yeah, I think we're all agreed its a big screw you Kongregate and screw you developers from everyone here. Right now I'm wondering whether I can be arsed going through the tutorial to get the badges or if I should just quit now before I go insane.

Feb. 16, 2013

Rating: 1

Wait, he wants to go to sleep again and FIND OUT WHETHER THOSE THINGS ARE REAL?! I'd pick the "never sleep again" option every time.

Feb. 03, 2013

Rating: 3

I get dejavu playing this, one of the first I played on Kong. I rarely have the attention span to beat a flash game like this but I did with Dragon Boy. In 1 day. So thankyou for being a smexy game that brought me to Kongregate. :3

Jan. 25, 2013

Rating: 8

Well. Thank God it's not badged. ( not yet anyway, with Kong's track record...)

Jan. 10, 2013

Rating: 17

Why isn't this badged already? The rating is more than high enough. If you can badge all those crappy MMOs you can badge a good one.