I deeply wish 3-15 would stop giving me monkey pirates. They're nice and all, but I don't want more weak ranged units when a troll is pissing on my face.
So, I bought a Stable to try and get a little extra income. As soon as I click to get it, the server "crashes". Conveniently, just in time to take my gold but not give me what I purchased. Of friggin course.
That's it little red and orange car, drive down the very steep hill...That's it...not sudden jumps... SUDDENLY MASSIVE LEAP. Red hits the ceiling and explodes. Orange starts flipping several times in mid air and his status reads "dizzy." Wonder why?
One would think the survival instinct would be to either jump out the window and hope to survive (which does sometimes happen) or to run out (also happens), not jump down the friggin stairs. That isn't the way out, silly mortals!
This game kicks ass, except it desperately needs a function so you don't spawn on top of an enemy, or in the same place. It really does suck to get shotgunned within two seconds of spawning.
Wait, what the hell? How can enemies who clearly are holding nothing but shovels attack me at a distance? Whenever I run around them to shoot them, they stop several spaces away and somehow start wailing on me. What, is he THROWING the shovel at me?
Whoa, why can't I shoot some bosses with the bow? It always instantly drops the attack order when I shoot it once, and it regains the health back. The only way I can actually engage it is to stand there, wait for it to smack me then attack.
Wait wait wait. After trying to use both the cellular phones which work to use the florist's number, I have to use a freaking PAY PHONE? What the crap?
I wish we could set priorities for what we get sent to. A lot of times, we are sent to our doom at level sixteen because the quest thinks it high time you charge a Hermit God or traverse across the ashy plains to punch a Phoenix in the face.