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Death By Chocolatier

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Aug. 27, 2023

Rating: 11

It's cool that these student projects get posted for all the world to see on a game portal, but whoever decided they should be presented as the face of the Kongregate brand in 2023 should be relieved of such responsibilities.

Trifling Truffle Trouble

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Jul. 19, 2023

Rating: 19

The most impressive feat here is the game has added a third volume control button over the usual two of music and effects, yet disabling all of them still leaves some audio playing

Firestone Idle RPG

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Jun. 21, 2023

Rating: 9

Wow that's a nasty badge to choose for a daily. If I had more time I could farm a few dailies for the premium currency to create my own guild, but on a day's notice it seems your options are either paying real money or spamming existing guilds and hoping one takes pity on you?

This is How We Roll

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May. 12, 2023

Rating: 25

I can't remember the last time I saw a badged game that was a legit 1/5, not just a ruined by microtransactions kind of 1/5. It's strangely impressive.

Mergest Kingdom

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May. 05, 2023

Rating: 13

This is the classic style of freemium game that's designed to constantly frustrate you, but in ways that can be alleviated with microtransactions. It has no personality, the payoff is entirely in number go up with generic fantasy tropes tacked on. Avoid this unless you're a degenerate badge hunter.

This is How We Roll

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May. 01, 2023

Rating: 3

Whose idea was it to award a badge for sitting through the blandest endless runner known to man for literally ten minutes straight?

Cursed Treasure 2 Remastered

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Mar. 26, 2020

Rating: 4

lmao I didn't expect to one day find a HTML5 game with worse leaks than any Flash game I've seen over the years, but here I am aborting a level as the frame rate has reached many seconds per frame and getting through the remaining waves is looking unlikely

A Bonte Christmas

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Dec. 25, 2019

Rating: 4

Oh my god when I posted that comment about tedious execution I hadn't even got to the squirrel levels yet

A Bonte Christmas

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Dec. 25, 2019

Rating: 1

I'm generally a fan of Bonte games but this one's just really tedious to execute the solutions in.

Reaper of the Undead

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May. 31, 2019

Rating: 2

I feel like I'm playing the end result of someone seeking to create the most minimal, the most banal game-like system to graft an upgrade progression system onto.

Me And The Key 2

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Jan. 18, 2019

Rating: 246

I've liked most Bonte games but this one was more tedious than clever

Kids Vs. Santa

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Sep. 12, 2018

Rating: 1

What a blast from the past

Papa's Cupcakeria

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Feb. 05, 2018

Rating: 1

lol you can softlock the game by dragging the cupcake directly to build station instead of baking it during the tutorial

Papa's Cupcakeria

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Feb. 05, 2018

Rating: 9

Kongregate does it again!

Pixelo

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Jan. 19, 2018

Rating: 27

Today's puzzle (Launch) requires three guesses

Papa's Pancakeria

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Nov. 20, 2017

Rating: 36

My hobby: leaving the full comments page up during a Papa's BotD day and upvoting all the well-deserved hate

Beam Ball

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Oct. 28, 2017

Rating: 2

*starts up a dark world level* "this doesn't seem so bad *gets near three star score* "I see"

Papa's Taco Mia!

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Jul. 03, 2017

Rating: 489

WHY KONGREGATE WHY

Moon Waltz

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Jun. 19, 2017

Rating: 228

Love for self: Kill the guy in tuxedo, turn werewolf near cop, in cell wait for cop to walk up to you in and then turn werewolf Love for others: Scare the man in the middle of the town to have him run to the woman Moon: Kill the thugs, then do nothing else

Formula Racer 2012

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Jun. 13, 2017

Rating: 3

The driving model in this game is a joke. You can go full throttle through sharp 180° corners, the really long gentle ones are the ones you'll have trouble staying on track on. Always go full engine full boost minimum handling. The last two tracks (Turkey and India) are the only ones where you need to drive well, everything else is easily won by grinding for more upgrades.

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