If the developer with issues doesn't think his game is good, then why does he put it on Kongregate? To be...recognised? Well, I'm going to give it...hmm...a 1/5. That sounds about right.
This...is terrible. Just plain terrible. Unlike other Kongregate users I shall try to explain why this game deserves nothing more than one star. Constructive criticism, if you will, because you seem pretty keen on making games. Firstly, there are already 5,000 games just likes this on Kongregate. This brings nothing new and original to the table, and has nothing in it of innovative quality whatsoever. Secondly, the art is very amateurish. Now, I have nothing against amateurish-looking maze games but these mazes are so simplistic and devoid of character and the fonts are so tacky that it looks like you haven't tried. Thirdly. Maze games like these are not fun. There is no incentive for me to even try, and given, I would rather play hundreds of other poor-quality maze games rather than this. There are so many maze games I don't want to see another one, if you know what I mean, being made. It's a waste. Lastly, the right-click glitch works, ergo, no effort. Phew.
Anyone who gives this more than one star...shame on you. This isn't entertainment...this is a terrible installment of the, let's see - 5,000 maze games on Kongregate that have no art, no entertainment value whatsoever and no originality. Click that two star button or above...and die.
Look, I know the creator spent six hours laboring over this, but so? Quality control is nonexistent on Kongregate because people post whatever crap they want to without really nulling over whether it would be worth it at all. I don't make games and post them on Kongregate because I know if I did, they'd be abysmal and everyone would tell me I put minimal effort into the game. The lesson to learn is: If you want to make something, make sure it's good. If not, regardless of whether you wasted a whole day on it, then don't bother. You know people won't like it. Don't expect bad grammar, art and gameplay to be overlooked just because only six hours were spent on making this awful game. Because, honestly, it is awful.
This is a game made of pure fail. Exactly like every other button-clicking game (again) but with POS graphics, annoying music and general noobish tackiness. Please don't make another sequel. PLEASE.
Many problems with this atrocious game, including mostly that there are so many dress-up games (most rated poorly, I may add) there's no reason to make one. The items aren't even cropped so the game seems like less of a dress up game, and more of a game where you put a picture of a t-shirt in front of a poorly-drawn stick figure. 1/5.
That's it. I'm hiring an assassin to kill this obese tard before he out eats the entire continent. Oh, and note the penis he draws at the end of the game? That's what he plays with when he makes these god-awful things. BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN.
Proposal: Games have to be reviewed before they go on Kongregate. I know there's so many flaws in that proposal, but crap like this deserves to be gunned down and erased from history.