Played the game. Everything worked fine using Chrome. Hated it. It has "microtransactions" written all over it. I'd rate it 1 star if it wasn't for the music. 2 Stars.
I rated this game 1 star out of 5 because it is impossible to complete the game without paying. It's fun when you start, it gets challenging as you progress, and then your run into this point where you need to pay for additional stars to continue. But you are not told "trial has run out, you gotta pay". Instead, you can redistribute your stars as much as you like, try until forever, but you can't complete the game without paying. And for that, this game deserves a zero, but since I can't rate zero I'll vote one out of five.
If you find yourself unable to slow down or control direction, just click outside the game window to lose focus. Next, click the game to resume, and your keys will no longer be "stuck".
I stopped playing this game when it said "bitch" is not a word. You 'Mericans need to realise that bitches compete at Crufts. I like bitches. I like to pet them. It makes them wag their tail. They can guard your house. They help blind people find their way. They help locate earthquake victims. Bitches forever!
I think I found a bug. If you run out of fuel, you can't burn and you slow down. However, if you have some speed, you will continue to rise for quite some distance. When you hit fuel, you can burn again to gain speed and not fall down, but when you reach the target distance, nothing happens and you can continue to rise forever, never finishing the game.
*warning* flame alert: Your game is so crappy it won't even load. You suck.
I would have used nicer words except you asked for it with your description.
There is a mute button in the right click menu.