The most entertaining thing on this page was getting to write a comment telling you how crap this upload was and reminding you that you're too young to be a member of this site.
It's getting pretty depressing hunting for a game that isn't just some lame gimps idea of humor/trolism/change snatching. I'm thinking that the moron brigades uploads are outnumbering the gemuine games. And, if it gets removed, the idiots just re-up it over and over because Kong won't do anything to the 'devs' no matter how many time wasters they upload.
@magnus Once you turn 9 or 10 you'll see that this garbage is neither fun nor creative. Now please stop spamming the site and pick up your toys like your mother told you.
YOU'RE the MARKETING AGENT ???!!!?! But your marketing 'plan' so far has been to upload parts of the (you claim) 'game' that most everyone would skip through and/or pretty much ignore ?! Where do you work ? SuckRUs Advertising Inc ? Crapchi and Crapchi ? Oh wait, were you that guy who came up with placing adverts in the bottom of toilet bowls so guys could read them while they were pissing or puking ? Can't think why that didn't catch on.
AH, so you made a dress up game, excellent. Can you do a 'Beyonce visits the farm' dressup with a wide selection of wellington boots ? Also, I've always wanted to play 'Cheryl Cole Ebola clinic dressup' where you dress her up in a fantastic wardrobe then cover it all up with a biohazard suit BUT, as a twist, if you pick jewelry it puntures the suit and changes to a NEW dressup game where you choose different levels of blood splashes for her eyes/ears/etc. Kinda like 'Cheryl Cole Elbola Infection' dressup :)
And here was me thinking you were just a scam artist and you hadn't even made a game.
ahahaha this isn't even the game, i am the marketing agent. My job is to send out as many side projects as possible for the real game: Awaken Hell Unleashed. Im glad you finally have something moire than hostility. The game is 70% done, so keep waiting, its coming along!
IT'S NOT THE WORST GAME IN THE WORLD ! IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A GAME FIRST AND IT ISN'T !
ALSO, I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME IT WAS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY. I'VE WASTED HOURS TYPING IN LITTLE LETTERS >:(
Just a thought but, if you spent the time you've wasted upping useless crap like this on actually finnishing the game (if it exists) then maybe people might grow to love it instead of hating it more and more with each successive pointless ego trip you post. But hey, it's your game !
Do you honestly think this is helping to promote it ? If you do, you're an idiot in denial. And if you don't, then you're just an idiot !
Oh, this IS a game you say ?! Well, allow me to sum up my views on it (as a game)
Gameplay, nonexistent 0. Scoring system, nonexistent 0. Control system, none 0. Replay value, 0. Tags, music ???? 1 (it has some)
There, I have now reviewed this sad ego ride as a game instead of a REALLY dull video that you can't even pause, mute, or skip :)
It was lame enough when you called it an 'Intro movie' but to actualy attempt to class it as a 'game' is positively moronic.
You'll excuse me then if, after this joke, my expectations for the ACTUAL game (if it even exists) have gone from zero (hadn't heard of it, you, or anything you might have done prior) to somewhere in the negatives.
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