this game is almost decent. However, the missions could use a backstory. The running from police mini-game is silly (either the cops are out to get you, in which case they should chase you, or they aren't, in which case why are you running? and what's with the time limit?!) . Also, just nitpicking here, you are NOT Jane Doe's accomplice. You ARE her.
Evilddog, I will kill you... like a dog! (j/k, naturally, but damn was that a frustrating experience)
for those who want to know (in ROT13):
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wow, iksbob, couldn't you just, I don't know make a fake USB keyboard signal? or just fill the keyboard buffer? That was just massive (read: awesome) overkill!
let me clarify that: YOU have to agree with FlashBeast. Otherwise you are a terrorist agitator! (everyone esle is already agreeing, so why not you? ;))
the game will sometimes stop responding to clicks (the protagonist just stands in the middle of the er... table thing, and doesn't move to any new customers.) ending a level cures this, but since this doesn't always happen after you've reached the goal, it's very much game breaking.
4/5 for the idea, 2/5 for the game breaking bug.
a spider drone (or whatever it's called) got stuck in my base, and it was impossible to dislodge it, because all my units spawned to the right of it. and, yes, I tried the superweapon.
a) this is *not* the original snake. original snake was ASCII. this is cellphone snake!
b) make us click in a game controlled by keyboard is a bad design decision, not to mention that, again, it's not true to the original.
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