apples' Comments

Jun. 28, 2017

Rating: -3

got to 2, don't know what to do now and don't care. F-Minus

Jun. 18, 2013

Rating: -12

The one issue I have (and would appreciate some help with) is when a card's attributes kick in. I know flying, armor, and counter are automatic, but what about disease, evade, intercept, payback, protect, etc etc? How the fvck are we supposed to know this shlt, dude? Where the fvck is the link to the list? That shlt should be accessable as hell. Furthermore, why is there no explanation of the faction tiles anywhere within the goddamn game? There is way too much shlt that new players have to look up. It's not that hard to put a fvcking question mark dropdown menu next to the shlt that's confusing, especially when we're putting your snot-nosed little kids through motherfvcking college with all these goddamn war bonds.

Mar. 29, 2013

Rating: -1

Did French people make this?

Oct. 19, 2012

Rating: -5

traps don't work, but awesome game!

Oct. 15, 2012

Rating: -29

It'd be different if it weren't marketed like a comic book. NOT OK

Oct. 02, 2012

Rating: -13

SUCKS

Sep. 21, 2012

Rating: -4

Pretty lame the way this game pretty much requires you to spend money. If the developers are reading this, I AIN'T GONNA SPEND A DIME, SON

Dec. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

new version is hilarious, i love this game

Mar. 18, 2011

Rating: -3

"...otherwise the might of the Zombies and there allies will crush you." LOL

Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: -20

creative suite is 858 MB? that would take me 71 hours to download; i'm shit out of luck.

Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: -17

ANYWAY, the administrators of this tutorial should, right off the bat, let the people know if this shit is going to eventually require a thousand-dollar investment. because those of us who know that money = power = individual freedom are smart enough not to give our money to politically non-transparent companies like almost all those silicon valley worms.

Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: -10

if i watch all of these tutorials only to find out that i have to pay 1200 bucks to make a game, i'm gonna be pissed off that there wasn't something that told me that up front. i am on a dial up connection, so each MB takes 5 min to load... (I refuse to pay for cable internet because there is only one option where i live, and i will not take part in a monopoly-oriented system. the biggest reason the soviet union failed is that monopolies create economically stagnated and intellectually feckless oligarchies [ie: a weak, almost powerless state]. if you want to laugh your ass off about this, but were born after 1980, shut your freakin pie hole and go do your homework.)

Jan. 05, 2011

Rating: 0

robot wants robot

Dec. 31, 2010

Rating: 3

i don't have any friends

Dec. 19, 2010

Rating: 2

nerdook you are a kongregate treasure! i'm sure i'm not the only one looking forward to watching you refine your already well-honed skills in the coming months.

Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: -11

Kind of a joke that you would say 18,000 is hard. Helen Keller could do the other badges from her grave; whatever, dude.

Nov. 30, 2010

Rating: -15

Good idea but basically f-ing impossible if you are not a nerd. 2 out of 5.

Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: -7

If you make a multiplayer, please don't give players 45 seconds to make a move. Speeding it along is key to player interest.

Nov. 15, 2010

Rating: -11

That wasn't a total rip on Brits. They didn't ask to be born in a monarchy whose arguably most famous line happens to be "...let them eat cake!"

Nov. 15, 2010

Rating: -14

This must be a British thing -- who else would waste their time on something so boring, easy, pointless, slow, stupid? It's just an altogether terrible game.