You should definitely make it so when you lose it says "You're dead, your friends are dead, your family's dead, your f*cking pets are being skinned alive, your mom's a f*cking whore, you suck at life, the whole world hates you, you're going to hell, live with it. Game Over"
And if you somehow win, it should say "Congratualtions! You had the patience to sit through this awful game. You proved your nerdiness. Now go f*ck yourself!"
How does he survive in the middle of the desert for an entire day, with no car door, and an entire Zombie army attacking him? And for that matter, who keeps giving him gas and the money?
I got lucky on the last one, I was trying to get greed, I think it requires that you get at least a 3,000 or 30,000, I can't remember, anyway, I was on the last day.
How do I beat the Kongregate juggernaut?? It's a huge ship, has a piss ton of health, and all my weapons do little to no damage, how am I supposed to get the badge?