Blue team: Hahaha, the red team is outnumbered, outsized, and out of luck‼ And now since it clearly can't help us, let's take a few seconds longer just to piss off the person playing the game.
Red Team: Captain, they're stalling, let's blow the crap out of them while we can.
Red Team Captain: Are you kidding? They're sitting there doing nothing, it's far too dangerous, and much more dangerous than when we attack them while they can actually fire back at us‼
Who's selling you this crap? Shouldn't they just give it to you for free for saving their lives? And where's the money coming from anyway? Is it just flying from the bunnies into your pocket?
I love how the game lacks common sense. I had 100% defence and 108% counter, and it had one of those nuclear things you get when you get 5 tiles in a row, and it wasted it on an attack tile letting me do serious counter damage to him.
I think I figured it out. In this game most things are reversed. Spikes help you, gems kill you, space is reset instead of jump. And the dark guy is your dark side, but since this game is reversed, in any other game he would be an ally. He must be our typical gaming instincts, normally he would be a good ally but in this reversed world, he's a trap. It's kind of sad...
I love it when I find a game I completed before I got my kongregate account and hit the load button. I love watching myself be rewarded with a pissload of points.
 "Burrito Bison"){kind=icon}
 "Cybershock"){kind=icon}
 "Battalion: Nemesis"){kind=icon}
 "Bunny Invasion 2"){kind=icon}
 "Lucky Tower"){kind=icon}
 "BioGems"){kind=icon}
 "Depict1"){kind=icon}
 "endeavor"){kind=icon}
 "Pirates Vs Ninjas"){kind=icon}
 "Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!"){kind=icon}