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Home Story: 1971

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Feb. 28, 2017

Rating: 0

I'd already played this on another site, just replayed for the badge. And yet, even though I knew what was coming, I still cried again at the end...

BattleHand

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Sep. 03, 2016

Rating: -6

You betta check ya settings before you WRECK ya settings! Naw'mean??

The Journey Home

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Jul. 02, 2016

Rating: 1

I really loved this game, and the previous one. Other commenters have already detailed what's so great about it, so I'll just make one observation. Shouldn't there be some kids waiting for you at home as well? One would think that during all those years living together, at some point the alchemist would've hooked up with either the adventurer or the smith (or both). Or is she just really good at making Potions of Contraception...? :-)

Specter Knight

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Sep. 15, 2015

Rating: 2

I'll go ahead and reiterate what a lot of people are saying. This game is REALLY fun, but it has a number of problems, the most egregious of which being the fact that everything but spells is COMPLETELY useless, the second being that boss battles where you run around the room avoiding attacks for literally 5 minutes waiting for the boss to be vulnerable are NOT fun (I'm looking at YOU, Maji).

Bear in Super Action Adventure

Play Bear in Super Action Adventure

Jun. 29, 2015

Rating: 1

God I love these games where they got a native English-speaker to record dialogue written by a non-English speaker. It's always a special breed of awkward. :)

Dangerous adventure

Play Dangerous adventure

Jun. 08, 2014

Rating: 2

This is a really good game, and a lot of fun, but why is it so SO laggy? Every time anything happens, it lags for about 2 seconds. Every time a monster dies. Every time a dialog box pops up. Every time you apply an upgrade to a character, or buy an item, or basically anything else. If I were to add it up, I bet I spend more time waiting than actually playing. Changing the graphics settings doesn't help. Everything is just as slow at low quality as at high quality. What is wrong with this game?

Crystal Story II

Play Crystal Story II

Dec. 20, 2013

Rating: 4

It's the little touches that make this game great. For example, I'd heard D say "Not this again!" at the beginning of a battle about a hundred times, but just now after hearing it again, for the first time Kaz followed it up with "Well why don't you stop bumping into them?!" I love it.

Steampunk Tower

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Nov. 23, 2013

Rating: 1

I was able to beat the first 13 levels with nothing but machine guns. After that I switched to the strategy posted by m2m2, which is 4 max damage saws on the bottom, 2 ball lightning in the middle, and 4 chain lightning on top. With that I 3-starred everything. I find it amusing that I got the hard badge but not the medium, and frankly I can't be bothered, as heavy artillery is so useless in this game it's not work dealing with for long enough to upgrade high enough to get any blast kills.

Mob Wars: La Cosa Nostra

Play Mob Wars: La Cosa Nostra

Nov. 09, 2013

Rating: 4

Who are you calling a "Fat Weasel", you crappy cashgrab "game"?!!

Developer response from kanoapps

Hey beavinator, oops, I think our automatic name generator got you! You can change your Mob name in your profile. Thanks for playing and sorry you think we are a crappy cashgrab game. Paying is actually optional, so now you know!

Synapsis 2

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Aug. 20, 2013

Rating: 3

I think I just discovered an easter egg totally by accident. I finished the game and just left it on the ending screen while I was doing other stuff. Suddenly like 10 minutes later I start hearing this weird chanting sound. It freaked me out for a second!

Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!

Play Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!

Jun. 09, 2013

Rating: 12

Tip for the final boss: Use Boomer. You won't even have to jump on him. Just shoot him once to stun, and again to kill him. Her glide skill gives an extra advantage while outrunning the spikes. And then for the final battle, you can one-shot the BBQ and mustard bottles he fires, and then it only takes one round to finish him off, just shoot him twice after the mustard hits him the first time. (Not sure if this was intended or if it's a bug.)

Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!

Play Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!

Jun. 08, 2013

Rating: 5

Yay! A Flipline game that actually feels like playing a game rather than working a thankless minimum wage job! It's quite enjoyable too. Well done! Also, let me take this opportunity to state that I really think we need to bring in Big Pauly for medical science experiments. Anyone who can scarf down as many triple cheeseburgers, sausage pizzas, gigantic ice cream sundaes, etc as I've seen that man do and not only still be alive but actually hale enough to run around, kill monsters and break blocks may well hold the key to human immortality!

Strike Force Heroes 2

Play Strike Force Heroes 2

May. 18, 2013

Rating: -4

Can someone please tell me the generally accepted name of this specific genre of game, so I know what I can say I'm getting effing sick of...?

Betty IX

Play Betty IX

May. 15, 2013

Rating: 0

Ok, this isn't cool. I had a 10% bonus on my weapon damage from achievement points. I tried to put another point in, and it stayed at 10% but it still used up my achievement points! Either fix it so there's no maximum on the bonus, or fix it so you can't waste points on things that are already maxed!

Betty IX

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May. 15, 2013

Rating: 0

Could someone please explain to me what the Burst upgrade does?

Ninja Slash

Play Ninja Slash

May. 06, 2013

Rating: -3

So here I was feeling kind of annoyed at all the grinding I did for coins before the upgrade costs were lowered...then I won 100,000 from the slot machine. All is forgiven! :-)

Ninja Slash

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May. 03, 2013

Rating: 1

Man...I really like this game. I wish I didn't suck so bad at it...

Hands of War 3

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Apr. 07, 2013

Rating: 1

Thanks to @i_like_stuf for posting about the one-handed sword bug (feature?). I switched my DPS's from two-handed swords to one-handed with shields and suddenly had no trouble beating Brin Gardius (or much of the rest of the game). It would seem one-handed is the way to go.

Hands of War 3

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Apr. 06, 2013

Rating: 0

I am level 34 with all of the best equipment faction medals can buy, and I'm still getting my ass handed to me by the Shade of Brin Gardius. Is this fight ridiculously hard, or do I just suck...?

Obliterate Everything 2

Play Obliterate Everything 2

Mar. 09, 2013

Rating: 3

My strategy: Use only interceptors. Buy upgrades in the following order: Heavy Industry, Ship Regen, Structure Regen, Ship Armor, Structure Armor, Ship Engines, Shock Resist, Improved Missiles, Ship Weapons, Missile Jamming, Infest Resist. This should carry you through all but the last few levels. Before attempting the final level, make sure to get Hangar Launcher, Hangar Capacity, Power Efficiency, Turret Refit, Improved Guns, Improved Beams. Then just plop down a reactor and maybe a repair turret just to be safe, then start spamming as many of the best ships possible. (I used Dreadnoughts, Tankships and Super Carriers.) Piece of cake.

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