beefhaze's Comments

Jun. 25, 2013

Rating: -3

iOS port!! ^-^

May. 20, 2013

Rating: 5

I can't get Pilot levels 4 & 5 achievements. Fly back and forth for minutes at a time, but nothing. boo. >:P

Jan. 15, 2013

Rating: 1

Oh. I guess the dev did claim "bug with the engine." I claim "It's a poor workman that blames his tools." Read this: Your code is broken, Capricorn Games.

Jan. 15, 2013

Rating: 3

Still broken software. I'm not the only person to post about how this software is broken, and displays incorrectly on my machine, but dev doesn't even have the decency to acknowledge the issue exists, much less attempt a fix. Still invisible line, still unplayable. 1/5 due to dev ran out of give a f*ck and 0/5 doesn't exist.

Dec. 30, 2012

Rating: 0

can't seem to get this game to work for me. I click "play" after loading completes, which results in a black/blank screen that doesn't change. :(

Dec. 21, 2012

Rating: -1

Played twice since new update. Crashed twice. I like the new ideas... but it's not fun any more.

Dec. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

I'll never get all of the achievements. When there are enough enemies onscreen for the gatling-gun or smg achievement to be possible, my computer lags, and when I start filling the screen with bullets... forget it. QQ

Dec. 12, 2012

Rating: 30

equip the lollipop near the monster behind a rock close to the trumpet tower to get him to come out. kill him to take his skin for decent armor. :)

Dec. 08, 2012

Rating: 13

I command that challenge 4 must return unto whatever foul netherworld whence forth it has spawned, never again returning unto this earthly realm.

Dec. 05, 2012

Rating: 13

Forget the haters. Kingdom Rush influence, yes. Kingdom Rush clone, no! 5/5! On a side note, is it just me, or is Dragon Cave extremely difficult?

Dec. 01, 2012

Rating: -1

Texas Holdem? yay. Is it 2003 again? (rhetorical. response not required)

Dec. 01, 2012

Rating: -9

I loved this game... until lvl 19. WTF?! divide by zero error in difficulty ramp! Infinity difficulty? FUUUUuuuu... QQ of +5 frustration get! Unavoidable rage-quit predicted, despite attempts at helpful strategy advice in comments.

Nov. 27, 2012

Rating: 7

Needs "reset upgrades" option, so the spiked bumper/saws can both be tried.

Nov. 24, 2012

Rating: 2

lagtastic. tortoise of a game. choppy-slow. does not run at optimal speeds.

Sep. 11, 2012

Rating: 9

still bugged. still invisible line. still 1/5.

Aug. 24, 2012

Rating: 5

CapricornGames, your game is bugged! You've got dozens of comments here regarding the "invisible line" bug, but you don't even have the courtesy to acknowledge the problem, let alone fix your code. You should be ashamed. Buggy software is understandable and forgivable and it's not an issue, but you're being rude.

Aug. 21, 2012

Rating: 2

I see no line... Occasionally I see a little white notch on the blocks/course. Unplayable, obviously, as is. Updated Unity, no change. Firefox 14.0.1, Unity Player 3.5.5.44554.

Jul. 06, 2012

Rating: -1

All keyboard controls, all mouse controls, or hybrid, please. Switching from keyboard only to mouse only every level is annoying. (It's annoying enough that I won't play this game, anyway)

Jul. 06, 2012

Rating: 2

I just had Atropos rage quit #3 (in a mere 7 attempts)!!! It's the last time, too. I don't need this kind of stress.

Jun. 22, 2012

Rating: 2

I like this a lot, YUREZZ! I do have one small recommendation, though. For clarity, I would change the wording on one achievement to, "score 1,250 in level 1," instead of, "in 1 level." The current description reads as any 1 level with 1,250 earns the achievement. Thanks for the fun game! ^_^