2/5. I've favorited this so that i can hopefully revise my rating after an update. (I think you should get the good ratings after making the game good, not before.)
Graphics are poor, gameplay is weak (OK, I just don't like the genre), plotline is OK, writing is excellent. Not an amazing game overall, but averaging out to mediocre is better than being mediocre in every respect. 4/5, hesitantly.
None of the buttons on my keyboard seemed to be working, so I right clicked and chose "Play." I won. It took me a while to realize that's not what I was supposed to do. It's the only thing I can do, though - my keys actually don't work. Wtf.
Not much of a game, but not a troll game either. 2/5
Suggestions (as requested by the game): Battle system with actual decisions, graphics that fit together smoothly, more detail in the story. Basically a complete rewrite.
It has cheats! They are: showactivezones, forrhitm, gudcaress, canthitinring. All but showactivezones increase when used multiple times. (I used a decompiler to get this information.) With the cheats, I managed to beat the game, and it was kinda disappointing. Still good for closure, though.
Okay... uh... apparently some people like this. As for myself, I couldn't play. There were plenty of enemies, but I never showed up on the screen... Giving this a 2, on account of feeling like what I'm missing might actually be good.
I earned the best title first, which was heartening, then I earned some of the lesser titles by suiciding right at the start, but after that I began re-earning titles that I already had fairly often. It would reduce the frustration somewhat if earning a very good title that you already had got you the best inferior title that you hadn't earned yet (perhaps with a sanity check so that 22 million points can't earn you "humbled").
My favorite build: Atlantean Mage for the good spread of spammable elemental damage.
4/5
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