capt_arsepaste's Comments

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Minigolf Pro	Jul. 02, 2013 Rating: 5 There I was playing mini golf, enjoying the windmills and trying not to be upset by the discarded mattresses and then, suddenly, I'm underwater. Marvellous.
Shape Fold	Jun. 19, 2013 Rating: 1 Not without its flaws but a great game nonetheless. I, like the developer, hope that the game is successful enough for a sequel.
American Racing 2	Jun. 14, 2013 Rating: 7 I don't think I've ever played a game that is so much fun and also no fun at all. Racing? Yay! Hitting things on the track? Boo! Next time, make 2 games!!
Star Trek: Gorn Attack	Jun. 06, 2013 Rating: 1 It's like a whole new chapter to the glorious Trek franchise.
no-one has to die.	May. 15, 2013 Rating: 5 The 4 codes spell "RISE FROM THE ASHES". Do I win a fiver?
Snakes On A Cartesian Plane	Apr. 15, 2013 Rating: 5 Hands up if you turned your keyboard around to complete 'Coral'
Decision	Mar. 28, 2013 Rating: 7 "Sir, concrete walls now upgraded to protect against punches. Anything else?" "Yes - we need to protect against dogs biting it" "Dogs? Rrriigghht.... But my rocket blasts still don't affect it, right?" "Right on soldier."
Badge Master	Mar. 06, 2013 Rating: -11 Ice King: have you considered that the people saying "Needs Badges!" are making a deliberately ironic comment, just for a larf?
Bubble Sky	Mar. 06, 2013 Rating: 2 Not even fun. Advice: get in, get the badge, get out.
Swindler 2	Feb. 27, 2013 Rating: 1 There's a superpower I'm glad I don't have: the ability to flip gravity around at will whilst dangling from a giant string of snot...
400 Years	Feb. 27, 2013 Rating: 8 Cool that I can make time fly by faster than I can comprehend, but I can still only walk at 1 bloody mile an hour!!
Globetrotter XL	Jan. 10, 2013 Rating: 66 From now on, I bristle very slightly when someone says "It's a small world!"
Smiley Showdown 2	Jan. 04, 2013 Rating: 0 Hmmm... kind of a poor man's Boomshine.
Soccer Balls 2	Nov. 21, 2012 Rating: 1 Beach-balls: check. Cannons: check. Defenders jumping up in the air on a strict clock/timing system: check. Nope, nothing wrong here! 5/5
Long Bus Driver	Nov. 16, 2012 Rating: 0 Somehow managed to get to the fourth test before asking myself "What the hell am I doing with my life?" This is escapism at its finest...
Moto Trial Fest 2 Mountain Pack	Nov. 12, 2012 Rating: -6 Cool! I was awarded a Backflip achievement during a particularly harrowing dead-plummet!
Moto Trial Fest 2 Mountain Pack	Nov. 09, 2012 Rating: -7 Love the undignified way the rider faints and slides off as soon as he hits trouble. Big scaredy-pants wuss!!
Home Sheep Home 2: Lost Underground	Nov. 09, 2012 Rating: 4 Glad it ISN'T claymation: you'd have to wait for hours every time you moved a character even a tiny bit. Talk about lag!
American Racing	Nov. 05, 2012 Rating: -1 Very reminiscent of a Wii game with its cute graphics, simple interface and car response. Mario Stockcar Racing perhaps... Nice haddock by the way.
Ghostscape	Nov. 01, 2012 Rating: 3 I didn't dare enter, so I just sat watching the lightning for a while.

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