capt_arsepaste's Comments

Anyone else playing the 'Kamikaze' version? Knife the green guy as fast as possible and damn the consequences!

Awwww - the yellow ones look like Lisa Simpson

Love the look and feels of the physics. Great work guys!

Minerva80: No, you are not the only one experiencing lag, however, you are the only one experiencing the feeling that you are the only one experiencing lag.

I might be a "World Beater" according to the press but my sponsors lose faith EVERY time I play a match! I can barely keep up with the energy drinks required to keep them happy. Luckily my girlfriend hasn't noticed that I haven't spent time with her for nearly 6 months. Program bug? Or at attempt at realism by giving me weird business and personal relationships...?

Fans ecstatic (+5) when we beat Stoke 2-0 away but not so impressed when we only manage to win the CL Final 4-1 against Villareal (+2). Maybe they're just jealous of my private jet, private island and the 14 energy drinks that I keep locked in a safebox at my local bank...

Right lads, here we go: keep the pedal to the floor at all times, if you hit a tree and explode, don't worry - we'll have you fixed and back on the track in seconds. Oh - and try to keep focussed for BOTH laps. Good luck out there... :)

Pinheiro: you're right - it IS tiring holding down that right-button and moving the mouse slightly when you're trying to intercept. It happened to me twice in a recent match and I was literally exhausted. I suggest trying out a relaxation simulation for when you get too tired.

Season 4. Star Rating 24. Happiness level 100%. I feel strangely unfulfilled. Considering doing a Joey Barton and getting myself banned...

REQUEST FOR IMPROVEMENT: A huge amount of comments are pointing out the outrageous mismatching with energy drink pricing. The reason for the drink is to restore health and improve some skills, therefore to make the game realistic I think you should just replace energy drinks concept with a training / resting concept. As 'star money' is the only game currency then maybe we should be spending it on gym/leisure activities than drinks. It doesn't need to be a visible screen activity, but I think it would make a lot more sense to spend a whole weeks salary on a fitness and health club rather than a tin of fizzy pop!

Hmmm... should I buy a car or a can of pop? Decisions, decisions...

Whenever the opposition block a shot on goal, I ALWAYS appeal for handball. Not one given to date... :(

Blimey! This is genius!!

Marvellous game ruined by a really poor and tiresome final level!

O Jeeeez: Armageddon behind me, volcanoes and boulders crashing around in front of me, everyone running for their lives. Hmmm I'll stop for lunch...

There's a lot of cries of D'OH! going around some of these castles... Early Simpsons ancestors methinks...

Lovely game. Try Obechi if you like this one. More games please, k2xl !!

If you like this, you'll love BOOMSHINE!

Did anyone complete 'Piecewise' level of the week? Here's my solution to Moving Maze: http://www.sparkworkz.com/fc2/?designId=143224

Best game ever. Challenged my engineering colleagues to complete this. Gave winner box of Maltesers.