capt_phallus' Comments

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Samsara Room	Sep. 06, 2013 Rating: 1 I'm birdman. How enlightening!
no-one has to die.	Apr. 22, 2013 Rating: 0 So am I stuck in the building for all eternity now? Son of a... I'm burning them all.
Avant-Garde	Mar. 19, 2013 Rating: 3 After the academy refused to reject my Bronze Masterpiece in the Peentilist style, I resigned myself and my fortune to creepily staring at the models.
400 Years	Feb. 12, 2013 Rating: 2 Sometimes you want to save humanity, and sometimes you just plop down in their village and watch the world burn.
Life of Stickman	Dec. 05, 2012 Rating: 2 Basically, "Draw a Penis"
Legend of the Void 2	Oct. 17, 2012 Rating: 2 Andras is the Butters to the rest of my team's Kyle, Stan, and Cartman.
Super Fishing	Jul. 19, 2012 Rating: 0 We should be able to chum for sharks.
Super Fishing	Jul. 19, 2012 Rating: 4 A sharpnose shark is still a shark, dang you. I haven't hooked up with any other kind yet.
Super Fishing	Jul. 14, 2012 Rating: 0 Crap... I keep hitting "New Game" instead of "continue" and it wipes my progress.
Shop Empire 2	Jul. 11, 2012 Rating: 0 ATMs are death traps.
New Star Soccer	Apr. 17, 2012 Rating: 6 2 goals, 2 assists, and 3 passes out of 8 opportunities and a +0 from my teammates, what a bunch of pricks
NoNoSparks: Genesis	Apr. 11, 2012 Rating: 2 I could use a 2.8 upgrade.
New Star Soccer	Apr. 06, 2012 Rating: 0 Four goals and the fans don't care? :(
Innkeeper	Apr. 03, 2012 Rating: -3 Everyone is right to be terrified of asswangs
DuckLife 4	Mar. 03, 2012 Rating: 2 If you buy the viking helmet, the Risk test for climbing becomes impossible: even if you're hiding in a cave, the avalanche kills you.
Hordes of Hordes	Feb. 02, 2012 Rating: 7 On level 2, I played for almost an hour, only to have the very last group seem to run past my men and traps almost unscathed because they regen so fast. I end up losing the map and have absolutely nothing to show for it. I like the concept of the game and the style, but I think I'm done with it after that.
Chuck the Sheep	Jan. 24, 2012 Rating: 0 My boosters keep saying I need 40 more food to upgrade... I have 800+ food. :(
Legend of the Void	Nov. 17, 2011 Rating: 0 I just changed from one character to another once I realized I'd have a warrior class guy with me, and Rogan is referring to me by the old char's name. Developer response from violatorgames Two warriors can be super powerful! edit \| delete
Coinbox Hero	Oct. 04, 2011 Rating: 0 Still flying off screen with uzi and machine gunner
Tasty Planet	Feb. 05, 2011 Rating: 1 Man... I don't know how I feel about eating Uranus

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