chaindeath's Comments

Aug. 03, 2015

Rating: -1

I like that the first two memories you come across are in no way memories. Musing about the position you are in isn't recollecting the past yo.

Jul. 17, 2015

Rating: -3

oh cool trial and error. of course water and fire make alcohol, what else would it make? this is ludicrous, easy to make, thoughtless waste of time

Jul. 16, 2015

Rating: 0

how is this worse than the original indestructo tank?

Jun. 16, 2015

Rating: -7

"this water is so cold that it causes potent water damage to anything it touches" shouldn't it cause like cold damage or something? is this some kind of joke?

Jun. 02, 2015

Rating: 1

why do different cars warrant different guns? this upgrade system is complete nonsense. as is the rest of this game recently. Nice to see more of the same

Jun. 01, 2015

Rating: 15

if you're having trouble hold Q + W and tap right you can get the badge by just doing the last level

Jun. 01, 2015

Rating: -2

oh good a touhou game that feels stiffer than touhou

May. 19, 2015

Rating: 2

I saved the Bull Bile for the duel with Kasper at the end and I didn't even get to use it. I guess I just can't win

May. 15, 2015

Rating: 1

the hitboxes are a little inexact and I don't like that but otherwise this game is jammin

May. 11, 2015

Rating: 1

why do people build these types of games? Space Invaders came out 37 years ago and all this adds is a bad UI and a lot of choice that's incredibly unbalanced and otherwise doesn't matter.

May. 11, 2015

Rating: 258

the tutorial is godawful "are you sure you want to place another primary gun on your fortress? you won't be able to use it" oh well thanks for telling me after I already placed it. Can I get a full refund? nooooope

May. 07, 2015

Rating: 1

these riddles are the most contrived nonsense oh my good god

Apr. 14, 2015

Rating: 6

3rd most upvoted comment is one describing how bad the game is and yet the game has a 3.79 rating. How in the hell does this happen?

Mar. 23, 2015

Rating: 0

why does the AI wait 20 seconds before performing a move? Beyond being crazy generic, you're actually forced to wait through the tedium for no goddamn reason

Mar. 16, 2015

Rating: -2

how about instead of having to play a boring tutorial for a game I immediately understand, I don't? see how simple that idea is?

Mar. 15, 2015

Rating: 2

oh wow it's like a short film but worse cause I have to constantly click to continue

Mar. 12, 2015

Rating: 3

what is a game by professionals doing on kongregate?

Mar. 10, 2015

Rating: 3

Welp I clicked to start the bonus gold thing because I confused it for something else and now I can't get the achievement for beating the game. This is why you read instructions kids

Mar. 10, 2015

Rating: 8

The idea of having to hold yourself under water until you drowned multiple times so that your loved one could burn them-self to death multiple times to get through some doors is horrifying

Mar. 10, 2015

Rating: 4

Socrates Jones seems to jump from a challenge statement to a related argument of his own that I hadn't anticipated, which doesn't do me a lot of good since I'd formed arguments against other points during some of these debates that I wasn't capable of putting forwards.