chaindeath's Comments

Mar. 07, 2015

Rating: -1

not being able to retarget is such a nuisance

Mar. 04, 2015

Rating: 3

every wheel is a wheel of luck damn it

Feb. 26, 2015

Rating: 8

"If we can't fix the hibernation system, there's not point in taking off. That one year trip would be too boring" Too boring? You're facing life or death and it's "too boring" to get off the planet you're on? damn son, you take being entertained very seriously

Feb. 15, 2015

Rating: 1

I'm not even sure why gold rush is an option

Dec. 17, 2014

Rating: 1

so if I sit on the toilet with my pants off and wait, I'll still poop in my pants? what the hell?

Dec. 16, 2014

Rating: 1

the obnoxious applause feels like a punishment for doing well

Dec. 15, 2014

Rating: 0

I was going to complain about the physics of momentum and jumping in this game but then I looked at the screen again and realized where I was

Dec. 02, 2014

Rating: -9

mediocre satire

Nov. 20, 2014

Rating: 1

Space Invaders and Astrosmash were cool and all 35 years ago, but why are people still making games like this?

Nov. 18, 2014

Rating: 6

there should be a hard achievement for getting through this mess of an opening scene

Nov. 14, 2014

Rating: -4

luke 19.4 from what version of the bible, there are so many man

Oct. 25, 2014

Rating: 1

oh my god and scripted events (such as a boss appearing) don't work if you pause a game during them

Oct. 25, 2014

Rating: 1

oh good a game htat doesn't save when you lose internet connection how does this manage that

Oct. 16, 2014

Rating: 2

Was giving the Aesculapius achievement a picture of the Caduceus instead of the rod of Aesculapius intentional?

Oct. 11, 2014

Rating: 7

the ninjas are game breaking nonsense. I'll fear a ninja boss and he'll still run straight to my gems and that'll be the entire stage screwed up on the last wave

Oct. 02, 2014

Rating: 7

what do I tell people the name of this game is? Small O Big O?

Aug. 23, 2014

Rating: 2

Anyone who can tell me where the memories are in the level with the capybara?

Jul. 27, 2014

Rating: 27

Game wouldn't accept ekpyrosis. I've been waiting so long to use it in one of these games and my dreams have been crushed

Jun. 25, 2014

Rating: -4

I dig how the chicks are way buffer than the dudes

Jun. 11, 2014

Rating: -1

Despite never playing them there's something I've always enjoyed about the aesthetic of this series