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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Sep. 12, 2013

Rating: -3

I get the idea behind this but debating points with stock options is maddening. A for effort I guess.

Give Up

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Mar. 23, 2013

Rating: 2

Ugh. Another game where bumping into the sides of spikes is mysteriously deadly. Developers, get with it. Side-spike death is an annoying mechanic.

CS Portable

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Dec. 22, 2011

Rating: -1

Nevermind. I'm just retarded. Found it. XP

Developer response from CriticalForceEt

you like 9th user who asks it first then says nevermind)))

CS Portable

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Dec. 22, 2011

Rating: 0

Be nice to see a way to increase mouse sensitivity. I feel like I'm turning through molasses as-is.

XenoSquad

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Nov. 02, 2011

Rating: 0

Pistol is win in this game. Run farther, hit harder, and with full upgrades it is practically a rifle. =P

Doeo

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Aug. 09, 2011

Rating: 1291

So from what I can tell Doeo are eco-terrorists who hate subways, cities, etc.

Cathode Rays

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Apr. 20, 2011

Rating: 2

Nifty game! Anything with music and sounds can stand to have a mute key is my only detracting comment. I found the electronic 'music' pretty annoying after awhile and would have liked to be able to mute the game without muting my speakers.

Bullet Heaven

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Apr. 05, 2011

Rating: 0

Nevermind. I'm retarded/blind and didn't see the glowy dot when I hold shift somehow. XP

Bullet Heaven

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Apr. 05, 2011

Rating: -1

Fun game and all but give us a clearly defined hit box. Or at least a cheat option to turn one on.

You are a...

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Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: 2

I am a shrunken behemoth. Also, I enjoy stabbing Canada. Huh.

Fat Warrior 2

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Mar. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

The stun effect on the dragon's attacks are a little too punishing for a casual game like this. =/

As I Lay Dying!

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Mar. 02, 2011

Rating: 1

The corpse takes far too much damage from throwing it around in some levels. =/ Having to chunk it ninety times over and beat it all to shit to make the level harder does not equal compelling puzzle solving.

Sierra 7

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Mar. 02, 2011

Rating: 3

So... the hostage mission's end room just flat out isn't fun. The checkpoint should be right before the last door and the fact that hostages look exactly the same as the militia and you have like two seconds to get your targets is just a pain in the ass. Also, make it so we can mute the crappy music on the menu.

Rebuild

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 4

For added fun, try and set it up so you earn every ending on the same day! ;p

Guy of My Dreams

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Feb. 14, 2011

Rating: 2

There should be a "black widow" achievement for ramming all my guys into skulls. >.>

TDP4 Team Battle

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Feb. 09, 2011

Rating: -6

Poorly balanced and unimaginative. I've tried to like this but the game boils down to who can flop onto their stomach first. This is an absolute dog of a flash game.

The Gun Game 2

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Jan. 19, 2011

Rating: 1

Diverting enough for a few minutes but the lack of things to do soon gets tiresome. Endless defense isn't particularly entertaining and the puzzle levels, even on expert, leave something to be desired. Fair enough for a time waster, though.

Blue Knight

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Dec. 01, 2010

Rating: 7

The aliens didn't count on humans finding their super top secret UNLIMITED AMMO MACHINE GUN!!! YEAH! *high-five*

Chibi Knight

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Nov. 08, 2010

Rating: -4

This game is a blast but the primary magic attack's random spew of projectiles often leaves me wasting a ton of MP to no effect. Maybe make it aim primarily in the direction you're facing? =/

Ultimate Assassin 2

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Oct. 28, 2010

Rating: 16

Guardsman Rules 1) Boss is Boss. He will wander about, often somewhere we cannot see him. Do not dare to disturb Boss while he's enjoying dark-secluded-corner time. 2) Set patrol patterns are bad. Wander wherever you feel like! You never know when an assassin might be hiding where another guard is standing! 3) The correct response to Boss being dead is to alert everyone and go ape-shit for approximately thirty seconds. If this strategy does not cause the assassin to appear return to your normally scheduled aimless wandering lest Boss catch you not staring into brightly lit corners.

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