cmtracy's Comments

Apr. 15, 2012

Rating: 4

Oh my gawd I just found a top hat. I know what my top soldier is getting to wear!

Apr. 15, 2012

Rating: 1

Whenever he says "SubMIT!" I hear it as "Sup, BITCH?"

Apr. 14, 2012

Rating: 10

I love how Kong games now have ads, but give us the option to skip over them immediately.

Apr. 08, 2012

Rating: 3

Some of the best topical/flash-game-related humor I've seen in a flash game. And a great twist to the manager game genre. Five stars!

Apr. 05, 2012

Rating: 0

The protagonist's voice is kind of annoying. It'd be nice if there were a way to turn it off. Or a number of voices to choose from.

Apr. 05, 2012

Rating: 5

I'd played only two of the first ten games. Those eight correct answers were all due to hints in the pictures.

Mar. 31, 2012

Rating: 8

It feels so good to cut off competing axons.

Mar. 18, 2012

Rating: -3

The "squash a ground thing with a flying thing" missions aren't worth the reward. I've skipped every single one, because I want to get to the end, dammit.

Mar. 14, 2012

Rating: 4

I can't understand a single word of the lyrics. But I hear something that sounds like "love beside her." This makes me think that I have spurned the princess of some vast futuristic empire, and her father, in a fit of rage, has sent every single missile in his arsenal to wipe my meager colony from the fabric of space-time.

Mar. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

The first time I played this back in the day, I was too young to get the Power Gauntlet reference.

Mar. 10, 2012

Rating: 2

This is the first time I've earned the hard badge before the others. Hopefully the game'll figure out I've done the rest...

Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: -1

True story: the music got so epic, I cried.

Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: 0

Oh, hell yes! I remember playing this game back in, like, 9th grade, and I loved the hell out of it.

Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: -1

How the hell are you supposed to get that x23 combo when it automatically decreases?

Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: 7

Interesting take on the chased-by-zombies genre.

Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: 4

Walls of text, no directions, a single end that the player has no control over... I think I may have found the worst game on Kong.

Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 7

The minigames get kind of repetitive, which makes me want to stop playing this game. But I'll be damned if I pass on the opportunity to get a badge named after a Blaxploitation film.

Mar. 01, 2012

Rating: -1

You had me entertained at the fourth slide of the intro. Bravo.

Feb. 27, 2012

Rating: 2

It'd be nice if the flag carriers would, you know, continue to move. Just saying.

Feb. 17, 2012

Rating: -4

One of my only complaints with this game is that you have to watch the opening credits.