I'm not sure why people are enjoying this so much. The gameplay is extremely repetitive and it just doesn't seem very enjoyable. The mechanics and art is pretty good, but this just doesn't have that "umph" to make me want to play longer than 10 minutes.
Literally the worst controls I've ever had to deal with. The pirate speak is painful, but the idea of a joke at a loading screen was clever. The joke itself was not. 1/5, don't try to get the badge.
So basically.. you're working to overthrow the human race and create a new super-intelligent, super-efficient species that can cast spells and go into the future? Cool.