The only problem here is that I think the game needs mouse control. Also lost spirit I actually thought this was one of the better optimized games on kongregate, I didn't lag at all on a Celeron processor with 512mb of RAM, good job creator for realizing that flash games aren't supposed to need a Penryn to run :D (I think Ether War needs a fuking Nehalem to run it...)
Instant 1/5 for not putting any option to lower quality, fuking useless game developers these days. You may as well have 60,000 particle effects as well while your at it.
Not bad. Good graphics, but the particle effects were too excessive, restrict them to a smaller area and reduce the amount of particles. Also there was a bit lacking from the shooting system, perhaps some sort of ammo, or at least an autofire (I nearly broke my finger playing this). It's definately got potential though (especially with the good graphics), 4/5
Lame-ass game, boring as batshit, unlogical, and feels very scripted, also I finished with 300% of the vote, which is pretty lame, but I wouldn't put it past bush to let 2 immigrants in for every american before the campaign starts so it's understandable.
This is the biggest rip off of Pokemon Puzzle I have ever seen...
Then again nobody plays that piece of shit so nobody will know. But still, originality please... 2/5 because it looks like some effort was put in.
Um... Looking at the title of this game. You do know that Paraphilia's are classified as nonstandard or unusual sexual interest in an object. Arachnophilia means a sexual desire for spiders, not "A love of spiders".
This is ridiculous. I deleted my save file (0002/4xxx) and I STILL have this fuking music glitch where there is absolutely NO music at all.
Fix please, this game is boring as batshit without any music
I've got some bullcrap glitch where the music disapperared permanently (Switching music on and off doesnt work) and its still happening even when I refresh the game.
Very well designed but I agree with cobra, the whole random thing is bulldust. You can just reload your game if you dont get what you want so its POINTLESS.
1/5 Just a hint to the developer, a good idea when creating puzzle games is to either keep it short, or add more elements as the levels progress. Increasing difficulty SOLELY by making puzzles bigger is a BIG NO NO, it RUINED this game. Don't do it again.
The problem with badges is not in the API but in the storing of Variables. I'm assuming you're using Times Insane > 0 and Highest Damage > 25 for the badges. However at the final screen all stats show up as undefined. Since it's only happening to some people I'd guess it's a problem with the Shared Object File. Hope this helps you fix the problem.
Not bad but poorly developed. Car handling is nice but 2 problems.
1. The sand trails look fuggin gay, and they lag you to crap. Put an option to turn them off
2. Why have you disabled the quality setting on right click without putting your own in game? Are we expected to have Core 2 Duos just to play some shitty flash game that sucks anyway these days.
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