4/5. It woulda been 3/5, but there weren't any stupid "hunt for the pixel" things, and there were some nice easter eggish things to find (really just the mirror). I found a lot of stuff out on accident though, but that was nice. I think if there's gonna be a low quality setting, the stuff in the janitor's closet needs to be readable. Liked the story, but like everyone else said, the ending could be a lot better. Is it possible to get over 85%?
4/5
took too long to upgrade some of the stuff, and the soundtrack could be a little more optional/variant. Nice gameplay. Some of the excessive particles made my computer lag though.
Very awesome game. Not the most original I've ever seen, but no glitches, fitting sound effects, nice music, keeps me going, and I like how your upgrades follow you to the next level. Nice touch. 5/5
So you did warn that it was short, but the transitions were nice. I didn't think the methods were too original, but I didn't find any glitches, so 4/5 for what it was, and also since everyone else gave you bad ratings. It really wasn't that bad.
I didn't use most of the powerups. They were mostly unnecessary. And they need the shortcut number beside them so you don't accidently miscount and use the wrong one. 3/5
5/5 It's not perfect, and it should go up to 20 direction changes, and blah blah blah, but the guys rating you before me did 3 and 4, which it totally didn't deserve a 3. This game provides HOURS of gameplay, which most games won't. I know you'll fix everything and everyone will be wishing they scored you higher.
I can appreciate dressup games. Takes some creativity, and maybe even a feminine side (not that I have one, of course). Probably needs more models, or a choice of skin tone, or some hand accessories.
You hit the "SPACE BAR" (not spice bar) after the bad guy grabs his guns, and before he shoots you with them. They all have a move they do 3 times, except for guy #4 who does it 4 times, and guy #5 already has his guns in hand, so you have to wait until after he does his movement thingy.
Overall, it's pretty gay, but it actually works, so 2/5.
yeah, too much pixel hunting, and the notepad that wrote everything down was distracting. It made me use my brain less. I come to submachine for a challenge. Please make the next one harder, but with less "click everywhere" stuff.
Yeah, too many questions about dinosaur fossils. It should be more up-to-date, heavily loaded with GOTY questions about stuff that's popular, and occasionally, maybe 10% questions that are near impossible. You had like 30% unknowns.
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