So I assume the best possible outcome is for everyone to have a heart, but the best I can get is the guy and girl with hearts, and the second guy dead with a heart.
I don't know who the crap thinks this is a bad game, but ignore them. They obviously don't know how to appreciate state-of-the-art turn-based strategy games.
SPOILER! on the last level, move your mouse up and down (hope the html coding worked on that) Good original concept, nice arcade style, much too short to be a good game, even with the score crusher. 3/5
The Credits actually say "Mitch - ?"
You don't even know what Mitch did, but he's in the credits? I beat the game without even reading the inSTUCKshuns.
Sorry, not my taste. No weapons, it's pretty much all the same strategy over and over. Maybe it gets more fun after the ship, but I can't wait that long. 2/5
I beat level 6, but I can't get passed the spammers and flamers on level 7, and there's this one guy that I can't get to leave. Are there cheat codes yet?
Hint 1: Go to earth last.
Hint 2: The diamond is in the mouth.
Hint 3: You're the only one that's important.
Hint 4: Grab anything and everything, even if it doesn't make sense.
Hint 5: When something works once on a planet, do it again, but only on the same planet.
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