4 levels of brief combat, 2 levels of exposition, and my reward is a wall of text that could have been, I dunno, gameplay? Does Kongregate have some kind of memory limit?
Stolen wholesale. I'm trying to find the 'other' game right now, I could have sworn I had it bookmarked. Al of the floor textures were identical, each level was introduced by a text-to-speech voice actor, and the 'full version cost $20. I can't seem to find it though.
BUT, let's take a moment to chuckle at the silliness of "Lenin's Mainframe".
For people having trouble - the hitboxes on most of the objects are smaller than they appear, so don't jump without needing to. Second, the first jump has a really low arc and the double jump can send you really high if you do it quickly. Do it slowly, and you can hover at that low arc for a second for when you actually need to jump over something.
There isn't a lag problem on easy, but there is on hard. I'm thinking it has to do with the ridiculous amount of bullet shells on the ground. Have them fade away. It's not hard.
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