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just alittle warning my profile is extremely long, and funny. if you have anything you would like me to add to it, just whisper my profile. (just an offshot of Jessness's account) Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. Stressed? Thinking about taking it out on poor innocent chatters? Here - take a Zil Pill instead... Convo's: Jessness: -comes back with male strippers- azurebalmung: *still trying to get scenario 24 completed* Didueatmycookie: Um penguinfan111: woah Jess NO penguinfan111: im not like that. Jessness: awww Didueatmycookie: Just put those away Jess azurebalmung: aw does that mean i have to go away? Jessness: lol ----------------------------------------------- DoctorAutopsy: Fine! It's true! DoctorAutopsy: I'm a lady. Q_Q DoctorAutopsy: Happy now? Spyder09: :O ----------------------------------------------- Volrathx: In my opinion God is a woman Jessness: gods a pretty woman then! Zil_: I think God supersedes gender kikimomojojododo: does that mean i am god? Jessness: god is cousin it? kikimomojojododo: hahaha way to go jess! senordiablo: nah, god is Thing ----------------------------------------------- Varsil: Pretty sure I'm not ever going to be. I think I'd fail the interview. "What would you do as a mod?" "Ban people until you made me stop." "Uhh." ------------------------------------------------ KonVay: sloth was full earlier, i was scared and alone in a strange room ='( ----------------------------------------------- Varsil: ZA is like backwards Disneyland. Varsil: The most miserable place on Earth. And you can only play if you're mentally below the stature of Mickey's crotch. kikimomojojododo: uhh... i walked in at a bad time didn't i? kikimomojojododo: let's try that again.... *walks out* kikimomojojododo: *walks back in* hi ------------------------------------------------ zaraki: Difference between having Bush and Obama as president :P zaraki: Obama actually thinks before talking :O ----------------------------------------------- Bush malapropisms, The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time: "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." --at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002 "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006 "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson "Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001 "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." --on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." --Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001 "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." --after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004 "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001 "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002 "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories ... And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." --Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003 "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004 "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008 "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000 "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 "You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 ~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman Ok i am a Virgo... Your element: Earth Your ruling planets: Mercury Symbol: The Virgin Your stone: Sapphire Life Pursuit: To do the right thing Vibration: Compassionate and caring Virgo's Secret Desire: To love and be loved in return Virgo Characteristics Virgo likes to attack back when confronted. Virgos need to receive a lot attention, adoration and gratitude. Virgos are accurate, competent and effective. They like rationality. Virgos like to help and solve problems quickly. They do not do it for compliments. Virgos are not wasteful. Being perfectionists, they like order and cleanness in their home. Virgos change friends often. They have only a few real friends because they give very special values to friendship to which other people cannot commit. Virgo is ruled by Mercury. Virgos are very bright and educated. They are good scientists, teachers, analysts and planners. Virgo's great gift is the ability to discriminate between what is useful and what isn't. It is at home with the details that others find boring. When Virgo relates to you an important occasion you may boil with frustration waiting for the relevant conclusions to emerge from the carefully ordered account of events leading to them - Virgo knows what is useful but bores you with the details anyway. Virgo Traits Modest and shy Meticulous and reliable Practical diligent Intelligent analytical Fussy a worrier Overcritical harsh Perfectionist conservative Math logic This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N- G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one20can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Hope you like my profile! If you have any questions about me feel free to ask :D and now i know how to spell feel right thankz to sarsy :P If you want me to add anything just let me know and ill try my best to add it :P *Phobias:* Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. Agliophobia- Fear of pain. Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse. Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street. Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects. Ailurophobia- Fear of cats. Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens. Ambulophobia- Fear of walking. Androphobia- Fear of men. Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry. Arsonphobia- Fear of fire. Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection. Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting. Atychiphobia- Fear of failure. Bibliophobia- Fear of books. Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness. Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women. Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer. Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money. Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks. Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing. Contreltophobia- Fear of sexual abuse. Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions. Dementophobia- Fear of insanity. Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school. Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. Ergophobia- Fear of work. Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions. Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. Gamophobia- Fear of marriage. Genophobia- Fear of sex. Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge. Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity. Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women. Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility. Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone. Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers. Logophobia- Fear of words. Mechanophobia- Fear of machines. Mnemophobia- Fear of memories. Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons. Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams. Pedophobia- Fear of children. Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing. Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love. Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. Scolionophobia- Fear of school. Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at. Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion. Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven. Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape. Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy. gerascophobia - fear of aging Phronemaphobia - fear of thinking some i created: timeofnotvsphobia - fear of when tv's never existed evilhampstaphobia - fear of evil hampsters (zaraki) tacobellphobia - fear of taco bell ZeroAxisphobia - fear of zero axis Silencephobia - fear of being silenced Banphobia - fear of being banned Shovelophobia - fear of having to go and shovel snow trollaphobia - fear of trolls Failophobia- Fear of failing