"Heroes will rise to clean up the mess." WTF is that?! Am I now some super powered janitor or something?!?! Even if you love this game you have to admit the opening is way too childish.
Holy crap, I can't believe it. This game is actually helping me quit my addiction. He...hehe.......HAHAHAAH!!! I don't do drugs or smoke or drink, but I have a less serious problem and now I think I can finally kick it! 10/5 For getting a message across that actually works! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This rocks!!!!!
Spartan: "I am making more wells to kick the Persians in for every time I jump. Conveniently, my jumps make holes in the ground that we SPARTANS call wells." Persian: "That madness! No man, Persian or Greek, no man can make that many holes! Madness!" Spartan: Madness? THIS IS WELLINGTON!!!!!!!!"
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