Look at your game, now look at EVE, now look at your game, now look at EVE. Sadly, your game is not EVE. Can it smell like EVE? No. So laddies, would you rather have a game that smells like EVE? Of coarse you do.
OK be honest, did you get Mrs. Smith, my old science/biology teacher, to help make this game? I want to know. Also, how was your Summer? Did you go to the beach? My brother wants to know if you have lost another finger to Albert. Did Lulu eat her kids again? We have so much catching up to do! Great game also. HI MRS. SMITH!!!!! *waves* HI!!!!!
I had high hopes for the game when it was loading. But as soon as i saw the EA symbol I nearly threw up. Grind through. Grind through. For the badges. For the badges.
By the time you get to Present day you should have the machine gun by now. The thing is, IT SUCKS! You spend about 200 bucks just to get enough bullets for half a round! You don't lay down near enough stopping power when the parrots come in. Give the machine gun a damage boost please!
Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the pub, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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