I'll always remember this game because I let go an absolutely perfect fart as it loaded. I've been playing for 10 min and I like this game, but I'm still thinking about that perfect ratio of rumble/sound/airflow as my butt cheeks clapped to the load screen. I'm proud of it.
As a fellow man who strives for perfection, I applaud your accomplishment. Even though I regret I coudn't witness it, I console myself with the thought that my game played a role, even if minimal, in such a commendable feat. May the memory of that fart, and the righteous sense of pride you're experiencing, forever be with you
R=160 you're the planet now. R=200 width of screen. R=250 your finger gets tired. R=275 you finish your beer but can't go get another one. R=390ish you can't avoid touching the planet, and learn edges don't matter, the center does. For non-believers http://imgur.com/0wNG7L1
how nice of kong to give badge of the day to a drug inspired game on 4/20. "hey man, what if, like, there was a giant cat that rained down fire from clouds on people trying to build things, and thats why they used to worship them?" puff puff
if ur all getting tired of seeing me it's because I'm warning you that Kong is giving a bunch of badges to old games. Look at the uploads rate. People moved to apps and mobile and kong is hurting. I love kong. I know how to fix it but they don't care because they are running around acting crazy that the glory days are over. They are being dumb. this is the same badge from a month ago. Game stop will drop em when they figure it out.
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As a fellow man who strives for perfection, I applaud your accomplishment. Even though I regret I coudn't witness it, I console myself with the thought that my game played a role, even if minimal, in such a commendable feat. May the memory of that fart, and the righteous sense of pride you're experiencing, forever be with you