we should be able to customize our fighters pixel by pixel. It's been my dream to be a rabid zombie quadriplegic riding a down syndrome mutant t-rex into battle. RAWRRRAAAHUH?
There is only so much you can do with a line bounce game. A finite amount of challenges for the player. The developer decided to include them all.... repeatedly... it what seems like a never ending level. For the love of GOD make sure you pee before playing.
Level one: OMG DID YOU SEE HIM SWING THAT SWORD THAT WAS EPIC! Level ten: F***EN SWING THE SWORD ALREADY YOU F***EN LOOSER PIECE OF SH** OH FOR F***S SAKE SWING ALREADY!
Thought it was cool he keeps snake teeth as a trophy... but then a girl bragged about her t.v. and I'm pretty sure I robbed her... then... I started keeping the eye balls of bandits? I'm no hero, I'm a psychopath
"right click here to move your units" click click click click click click click (clicks around page, units run off) "move your mouse here to scroll the page" (moves mouse page scrolls) "click here to attack this enemy" (looking at blank screen) "lawls.... Only game with more bugs is the one you kill em with your boot!
I found it awkward the moment I stopped following my unable to manage soldiers, ignoring the no need to use coin collection, and just sat there spamming guys never moving the screen from my home base.
This game teaches patience more than anything. After waiting for the 40th time for text to catch up with dialog, long pauses, and even running he's so SLOW.... this is more of a movie than a game... I can't take it anymore... must... play... something... that....moves! 1/5
Maybe the mom is lost and he's looking for her? I like that you're thinking about it though. I've done my job.