This wouldn't be bad as a screensaver, so long as it would reset once one side won, and you added some options such as picking how many bases would show up, their colors, ect.
@zulppa: I'm not a programmer, so I wouldn't know. But, I would go check out the forums. There's probably a thread in there, or google how to program achievements or try this tutorial: http://www.kongregate.com/games/chitown15/mainstreaming-your-game-in-game-achievements-as2?acomplete=chitown . I'm assuming you didn't mean badges, since there's not much you can do about that without Greg deeming it badge worthy.
One way to get to the rape bonus is to go down (ignore prompt), right (do the prompt before the ceiling crushes him), right. Now you should be in the bottom part of the right map. Then go down, right, up. Assuming you got the chainsaw that goes up, you should get the bonus.
Okay, so I went over to pick up 'oarbor bone 1', but I wasn't able to close the dialog box. I tried pressing x, holding it down, and pushing it in rhythm with the blinking x button icon. Then I tried clicking the icon, hitting enter, space, some other buttons, moving around, ect. Anyone have any tips for how I'm supposed to close this dialog and get back to moving around?
I think I would prefer that spacebar was jump and x was teleport back. Although, just giving us the option to customize our controls would be even better. Using up for climb makes sense, though.
@wisemage: Are you absolutely certain you had them in the right order? I tried out a few different sets of turns (say, 1 turn for the first wheel, then 3, then 5, and similar for the other wheels), and it still seemed to work for me.
The only thing I can really complain about is the need to hold down the left button in order to go forward. We aren't supposed to stop anyway, so we don't really need to have the option to stop by not holding down the key.
I'm glad I kept going. For a while, I figured I would just switch from black to white and back again forever. I really liked the ending, but it was a bit depressing at the same time.
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