Herotalib: The reason that didn't work is because the game bases things on time elapsed, not the change in time between the last time it was played and what your computer thinks it is. If you could actually hack the game and convince it that 86 years have passed since it was last played, it would break anyways because no game has the capacity to remember 86 years of data.
One of the best platform games I've ever played. 5/5. Loved the music, and the endings were very neat. The boss fight, while challenging, was very fun, and the secret level Nihil was one of the toughest challenges I've ever completed in a flash game.
The voices are alright, but two points that need a bit of work on them:
1: Some of the time, it sounds like the characters are reading lines. Next time, try to get a bit more emotion into them
2: A few characters have voices that almost... echo. Shaw is a perfect example.
Massive glitch: Sometimes, just sometimes, if when you die on your first life you press the game over button and then the second wind button, it will let you continue unlimitedly.
Telapoopy, your problem is that you are killing the boss too quickly. The final boss will passively summon bloons during the fight, and if you wipe the MOAB too quickly, he won't summon enough bloons for Diamond to be possible.
KingKazma: Go into combat with Rafflesia, use scanbot, and flee. Seriously. You can look at the data in the beastiary and formulate a strategy based on that.
Thanks for the feedback and for playing the game :D